Now that Conan O’Brien’s back on the air, I’ve been watching late-night talk shows again, which means that I’ve become extremely familiar with the TSA’s new airport search policies, which — if my understanding is correct — involve groping, radiation and audience laughter. Clearly, there’s a marked thematic overlap with super-hero comics blogging.
That’s why today, I’m suggesting 9 super-heroes that would do great work for the TSA, including “Hammerin'” Hank Pym, as seen above. Because clearly, that guy is way into cavity searches.
Well done — I did not see that last panel coming.
You know, Hank Pym CAN be attractive.
This is not one of those times.
Wouldn’t you want a TSA groper who doesn’t love his job?
Could be worse, though. I recall an old Master Of Kung Fu villain — Bladefist? — who replace both hands w/ knives.