Under normal circumstances, I think it’s safe to assume that most of my audience has a general idea of what I’m talking about, even when it’s something as obscure as, say, The Vagabond. But when it comes to an undertaking like Bring It On Week, I realize that there are a few unfortunate souls out there who might not have the familiarity with the subject matter that I do.
If only there was some format–perhaps one that I was known for–that I could use to explain the gist of the movie in a timely manner… Oh wait!
Ah yes. That’ll do just fine.
And that’s the basics. If you want to find out about Sparky Polastri, however, you’ll have to watch it yourself.
TONIGHT’S BRING IT ON WEEK CHEERFILIATE:
That’s right, folks: Not even the mighty ISB can contain the furious rampage that is Bring It On Week! So in order to spread the good word, I’ll be highlighting the participants in this week’s Cheerabrations!
Tonight, it’s friend of the ISB and Chop Chop Scholar Dr. K, whose love of the Bring It On sequels eclipses even my own, and his scholarly examination of The Cheer Lexicon! Do you dare miss his examination of the various forms of Cheervernment?
I think not.
Now that we’re in that nebulous, post-Valentine’s Day portion of the year, I thought it might be a good idea to check back in on my New Year’s Resolutions and see how I was doing.
Let’s see here…
1. Continue to post more often than Dave Campbell.
1. Knuckle up and get serious about writing some comics.
Check and check.
3. Continue to raise money to realize my dream of starting the world’s first All-Bear Cagefighting League.
4. Lose some weight using the Nintendo Wii and a copy of Tecmo’s “Grizzly Bear Cagefighter”.
Uh, workin’ on it. And finally…
5. Alienate as many of my readers as humanly possible.
Huh. That last one seems a little weird, but hey! A resolution’s a resolution, and there’s no time like the present. So I guess the only thing I can do now is…
BRING IT ON!
No, my friends, your eyes do not deceive you: For the next seven days, the ISB puts its usual content on the shelf for an in depth exploration of the greatest film franchise in the history of cheersploitation! Because seriously, you guys? I love Bring It On, and really, with a movie that includes the line “You know Cheer Crips can’t be rollin’ with no Cheer Bloods” as part of the saga, how could I not?
So with that said…
THIS WEEK, ON THE ISB!
A Worldwide Web of Cheercitement and Cheerventure!
And the Movie Review You NEVER Expected!
BRING IT ON WEEK 2008: BELIEVE IT!