The category is “Movies.”
That’s Our Walter!
You’ll never kick that football!
—Captain America Reborn #6
What do you think of Kevin Church?
Yeah, he gets that a lot.
Vampirella is an alien who is also a vampire who came to earth in the ’70s but also the 1880s and–you know what? She doesn’t wear a lot of clothes. That’s all you need to know.
…A conversation I had with myself on Twitter entitled “Remember That Time There Was a Character In The DC Universe Named Hella?”
“You know, these days they give a lot of terrible comic book characters very peculiar names!”
“Yes, unusual names!”
“Like this character. Now this character Hella sucks.”
“Yeah I heard you, which character hella sucks?”
“The one from Nightwing.”
“Fine, which character from Nightwing sucks?”
“Hella! Hella sucks!”
“FINE! WHICH CHARACTER FROM NIGHTWING HELLA HELLA SUCKS?”
“You’re not listening! The character… HELLA… sucks.”
“The character hella sucks.”
“Yes, Hella sucks!”
“Oh I don’t think so, I like ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart,’ but that’s not what we’re talking about.”
“What do you mean yes?!”
“Yes hella sucks. That’s what you think anyway.”
“YES! I DO think Hella sucks!”
“You think WHAT hella sucks?”
“I don’t know!”
“Now I don’t know about y’all, but I didn’t come out of Number 4 Privet Drive and jump out a fuckin’ flying Ford Anglia to teach dark wizards lessons in charms. Dark wizard ain’t got no charms. They’re the foot-soldiers of a muggle-hatin’ mass-murderin’ maniac and they need to be destroyed.”
“That’s why every sonofabitch we find wearin’ a Death Eater mask, they’re gonna die. We will be cruel to the dark wizard and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the Imperiused, Crucioed and Avada Kedavraed bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the dark wizards will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our quidditch bats, and at the ends of our wands.”
“But I got a warnin’ to all would-be aurors. You join Gryffindor and you take on a debit, a debit that you owe me personally. Each and every student in my house owes me one hundred Death Eater scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will get me one hundred Death Eater scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Death Eaters.”
“Or you will die tryin’.”
Inspired by. And Kevin did it first.
Dan Hibiki Is…
Dan Hibiki: The Greatest Guy
…Joe Shuster did fetish art. Shocking, I know.