BATMAN

 

…is thinking about a girl who wants nothing more than to be a girl scout but they don’t let her in because she lost all of her teeth from not brushing so now she goes from door to door in a homemade uniform with merit badges made from clipping logos out of the Sunday coupons and stapling them to a pillowcase, trying to sell cookies that nobody wants so she has to eat them herself but she baked them too long and so she can’t get through them without gumming them for hours.

 

Batman #200, 1968