At This Point, I’m Obviously Just Milking It…

 

 

…but I should be fully recovered by tomorrow for a return to… Well, to pretty much doing this kind of thing all week, if we’re honest with each other.

 

More with the Diseased Wench can be found in Adam Warren’s mind-shatteringly awesome and absolutely essential Empowered v.1. And seriously, I could pretty much just post a panel from that book every day and be perfectly happy with the ISB.

Chris Has A Cold

 

 

Your regularly scheduled hilarity will return when I emerge from my NyQuil Coma.

 

Peter Parker shares my pain in Spider-Man’s tangled Web #11 by Darwyn Cooke, which also doubles as one of the best J. Jonah Jameson stories ever printed. For reals.

The Most Shocking Last Page Ever (No, Really, We Mean It This Time)

Yes, that sound you heard as you got your comics today was our much-beleaguered Internet being cracked in half yet again by Brian “The Shockmaster” Bendis, thanks to the latest issue of New Avengers.

Ever corner of the web is already abuzz with the far-reaching implications here, but I’ve got to say, I really don’t get what’s so surprising here.

I mean…

 


(Click For a Larger, Presumably More Shocking Image)

 

everybody does it!

Attention, Internet!

Archie Andrews informs me that you have just been served.

 

 

Deal with it.

 

(Translation: Chris’s stomach seems to be in the throes of rebellion, most likely due to the creeping scourge of Communism. Slightly more tenable content will resume tomorrow.)