ROM Does Not Fuck Around.
ROM: Spaceknight #36. Believe it.
ROM Does Not Fuck Around.
ROM: Spaceknight #36. Believe it.
You’re tellin’ me, buddy.
Hulk expresses his impatience in the pages of Rampaging Hulk #9, by Doug Moench, Sal Buscema and Rudy Mesina.
When engaged in a fistfight with a zombie mammoth…
…the jet-powered uppercut is usually your best bet.
Bill Mantlo’s genius soars to new heights in ROM: Spaceknight #46, wherein ROM and Brandy team up with communists and punch out the paleolithic undead. And that’s REAL.
Goes without saying, really.
This and other life lessons can be found in the recent Savage Sword of Conan v.2, which is largely centered around smiting and/or wenching.
Further evidence can be found in the brand-new Essential Savage Sword of Conan, wherein everyone’s favorite Cimmerian kicks ass, beds wenches, and fights a motherfucking dinosaur.
And that’s real.
Another friendly reminder from Mike Barr and Jerry Bingham:
Batman is a Motherfucking Hardass.
Seriously, that guy is not in the mood for any of your crap, as evidenced by Barr and Bingham’s classic Son of the Demon, wherein he takes his shirt off, bangs Talia, and then kicks a guy so hard that he lands in another panel.