And now, your Spidey Super Stories Moment of Joy for the evening, from what is without question the greatest work of literature ever created:
There are three things we can learn from this sequence:
1. Peter Parker often thinks about his own alter-ego while making out with his super-hot model girlfriend.
2. Mary Jane Watson doesn’t let a little thing like explosions from space stop her from gettin’ some of that sweet, sweet Parker loving.
3. That is the only circumstance in which you want to be making out with a girl and have her subsequently utter the phrase “It’s just a tiny rocket!” Trust me.
And seriously, you guys? This story could only be better if the rocket ship opened to reveal Daft Punk doing a live set. It’s that awesome.