Which of the following is not an actual episode title from the Japanese live-action Spider-Man television series?
a) The Time of Revenge Has Come! Beat Down Iron Cross Group
b) Becoming Splendid: To the Murderous Machine of Transformation
c) To the Flaming Hell: See the Tears of the Snake Woman
d) From the Unexplored Amazon: Here Comes the Mummified Beautiful Woman
Extra Credit Question: Why is this show not on television all the time?
Answer Key: As many as you guessed, the correct answer is that all of the titles listed are actual, honest-to-awesome episodes of the Japanese Supaidâman show from 1978, which I’m going to declare sight-unseen as the greatest use of television since the theme song to the Patty Duke Show.
For more awesome titles–from the relatively abrupt “Cockroach Boy: Great War” to the incomprehensible “There is no Child-Taking Detective Tomorrow”–and a description of the series, check out this page on the Henshin Hall of Fame.