Comments on: Movie Review: Black Belt Jones http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218 Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:10:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Sage http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6736 Sage Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:23:10 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6736 Do you have any thoughts about Black Belt Jones 2: The tattoo connection, possibly the greatest movie title in history? Do you have any thoughts about Black Belt Jones 2: The tattoo connection, possibly the greatest movie title in history?

]]> By: adam http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6320 adam Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:48:05 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6320 oh. my. god. my musical of BBJ was going to have voodoo in it, but i see now that i have been beaten to the punch by a long shot. new t-shirt slogan: "beaten to the punch by a long shot" oh. my. god. my musical of BBJ was going to have voodoo in it, but i see now that i have been beaten to the punch by a long shot.

new t-shirt slogan: “beaten to the punch by a long shot”

]]> By: Chris http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6319 Chris Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:41:05 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6319 Nice, but is there a jet pack in Black Belt Jones? No? Then "Black Samurai" still rules. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074213/ Nice, but is there a jet pack in Black Belt Jones? No? Then “Black Samurai” still rules.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074213/

]]> By: Bob Smith http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6313 Bob Smith Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:45:57 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6313 Looks like it might be fun to watch if you're high on weed. Looks like it might be fun to watch if you’re high on weed.

]]> By: Nightfly http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6292 Nightfly Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:02:32 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6292 I don't like the look on Pinky's face. The Fresh Prince has done something to really annoy him this time. And is that Don King's hair on his chin? I don’t like the look on Pinky’s face. The Fresh Prince has done something to really annoy him this time.

And is that Don King’s hair on his chin?

]]> By: Doc Robo http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6282 Doc Robo Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:41:57 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6282 Fun fact: Jim Kelly had a cameo in Undercover Brother. Not so fun fact: It was cut out of the theatrical release. Way to know your audience, mothertruckers. Fun fact: Jim Kelly had a cameo in Undercover Brother. Not so fun fact: It was cut out of the theatrical release. Way to know your audience, mothertruckers.

]]> By: adam http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6280 adam Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:09:59 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6280 Ah, Black Belt Jones. My all-time fave. So does the DVD have any extras? This was the fight film that made me realise that karate flicks are essentially just pornos with fighting instead of... you know. Ludicrous intros that hang lamely around until the action can start, and then a big fight right at the end with everyone all at once. The bubbles were just the catalyst for this realisation. And what a great soundtrack! It is my ambition in life to write "black belt jones the musical". I've got the basic plot laid down already. just need to flesh the mothertrucker out. Ah, Black Belt Jones. My all-time fave. So does the DVD have any extras?

This was the fight film that made me realise that karate flicks are essentially just pornos with fighting instead of… you know.

Ludicrous intros that hang lamely around until the action can start, and then a big fight right at the end with everyone all at once. The bubbles were just the catalyst for this realisation.

And what a great soundtrack!

It is my ambition in life to write “black belt jones the musical”. I’ve got the basic plot laid down already. just need to flesh the mothertrucker out.

]]> By: Chris Sims http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6279 Chris Sims Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:22:25 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6279 <i>JLA</i> #60, one of my all-time favorites. JLA #60, one of my all-time favorites.

]]> By: hysan http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6278 hysan Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:17:36 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6278 "We will kick no ass before its time." “We will kick no ass before its time.”

]]> By: Scott http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6277 Scott Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:08:00 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=218#comment-6277 HydrogenGuy @ 19: I believe that's from the JLA issue where Plastic Man is telling Woozy Wink's kid about the time Santa became a Leaguer. Is Pinky from Black Belt Jones played by Orson Welles in blackface? HydrogenGuy @ 19:
I believe that’s from the JLA issue where Plastic Man is telling Woozy Wink’s kid about the time Santa became a Leaguer.

Is Pinky from Black Belt Jones played by Orson Welles in blackface?

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