Comments on: This Stuff Sucks: The Worst Vampire Merchandise Ever http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471 Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:10:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: ShikomeKidoMi http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28810 ShikomeKidoMi Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:16:50 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28810 Oh Simon's Quest. How I loved getting absolutely stuck. Beating the first castle and getting the rib and then.... Well I had no clue so I just walked around for a while and when the game stopped nauseating me I tried again. Mind you, this was before I had easy internet access, so now if i could stop hating it long enough I can just look up a Walkthrough. However, like Dracula, my hate just keeps resurrecting itself. Oh Simon’s Quest. How I loved getting absolutely stuck. Beating the first castle and getting the rib and then…. Well I had no clue so I just walked around for a while and when the game stopped nauseating me I tried again.
Mind you, this was before I had easy internet access, so now if i could stop hating it long enough I can just look up a Walkthrough. However, like Dracula, my hate just keeps resurrecting itself.

]]> By: Peppy http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28804 Peppy Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:29:26 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28804 <em>How can anything involving a protagonist named Simon NOT be terrible, seriously?</em> <em>Gurren Lagann</em> had a main character named Simon and it's one of the most awesome things in existence. How can anything involving a protagonist named Simon NOT be terrible, seriously?

Gurren Lagann had a main character named Simon and it’s one of the most awesome things in existence.

]]> By: DanMan2814 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28798 DanMan2814 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:09:44 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28798 Geeze Sims, thanks for dredging up memories of Naked Dracula... Geeze Sims, thanks for dredging up memories of Naked Dracula…

]]> By: Chris Sims http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28795 Chris Sims Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:56:58 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28795 Well, on the one hand, <i>Castlevania: The Belmont Legacy</I> has the Dracula Fetus, which is hilarious. On the other hand <b>it has the Dracula Fetus</B>. Well, on the one hand, Castlevania: The Belmont Legacy has the Dracula Fetus, which is hilarious.

On the other hand it has the Dracula Fetus.

]]> By: SeanJJordan http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28794 SeanJJordan Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:36:22 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28794 Wow, worse than the Castlevania comic book by IDW, even? I think they're on equal footing. Wow, worse than the Castlevania comic book by IDW, even? I think they’re on equal footing.

]]> By: Guy http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28792 Guy Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:25:30 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28792 Not entirely accurate - the worst piece of vampire merchandise is the World's of Power children's book BASED on Castlevania 2. Not entirely accurate – the worst piece of vampire merchandise is the World’s of Power children’s book BASED on Castlevania 2.

]]> By: Wolter http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28791 Wolter Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:25:02 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28791 You know, I'm pretty sure that I've mentioned in the comments here in the past that I have (if not love) at least non-hate for Simon's Quest. But we are missing the big picture here: <b><i>GLOW IN THE DARK BLACULA SOAP.></b></i> I'm pretty sure all future dictionaries will have a new definition of rad from now on. You know, I’m pretty sure that I’ve mentioned in the comments here in the past that I have (if not love) at least non-hate for Simon’s Quest.

But we are missing the big picture here:

GLOW IN THE DARK BLACULA SOAP.>

I’m pretty sure all future dictionaries will have a new definition of rad from now on.

]]> By: Bill Reed http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28790 Bill Reed Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:10:52 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28790 The stake replica should be the bronzed Mr. Pointy, really. The stake replica should be the bronzed Mr. Pointy, really.

]]> By: D Park http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28789 D Park Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:43:37 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28789 At least it's a debate about Castlevania II and not a discussion on which stake Buffy uses. Which funny enough, the Comics Alliance comments also only had one comment about the Twilight dildo. Are we all missing the bigger picture here? At least it’s a debate about Castlevania II and not a discussion on which stake Buffy uses.

Which funny enough, the Comics Alliance comments also only had one comment about the Twilight dildo. Are we all missing the bigger picture here?

]]> By: Mike http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28788 Mike Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:34:55 +0000 http://www.the-isb.com/?p=2471#comment-28788 I have to hand it to your readers, Chris. I would have thought that instead of all of this "Castlevania" talk, the board would be lit up with comments about the Twilight dildo. I have to hand it to your readers, Chris.
I would have thought that instead of all of this “Castlevania” talk, the board would be lit up with comments about the Twilight dildo.

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