Romance Special: My (Allegedly) Funny Valentines 2009!

I normally do this on Valentine’s Day itself–as I believe that matters of the heart, much like science projects, are best handled the night before you have to show them to someone–but this year, I’d not only knock out my traditional clip-and-send Valentines a few days early, but change things up a little by adding a theme!

So while you guys may have shown your significant others that you love them in years past, this time around… Show ‘em you love ‘em a little Moore!

 

 

 

 

 

And for the risqé out there…

 

 

Need a few others? Check out the past years of an ISB Tradition:

My (Allegedly) Funny Valentines 2006
My (Allegedly) Funny Valentines 2006: Horror Edition
My (Allegedly) Funny Valentines 2007
My (Allegedly) Funny Valentines 2008

 

Special thanks to Rachelle for inspiring this year’s theme, which was drawn from The Killing Joke, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier, and Swamp Thing, which are all basically pretty okay.

14 comments

  1. Riotous. I bet Alan Moore disavows any involvement with these, too.

  2. For some odd reason, I’m now imagining Mark Hammil – singing in The Joker voice – “I Can’t Smile Without You”

  3. Danicus (Spamicus) says:

    Yup, i’ll be using at least two of these this year. Thanks!

  4. Jessie says:

    I forgot which feed I was looking at on Google Reader, so imagine how surprised I was to see James Lileks making Alan Moore boner cracks. Surprised, but not shocked.

  5. Micah says:

    My girlfriend isn’t a big comics person, but she did read a fair amount of Spider-Man as a kid. Last year, I linked her your Gwen Stacy “I’m falling for you” valentine. She was completely horrified. We were not dating at the time.

    Now we are! Clearly, the message just needed a little time to get through.

    Oh, and this year’s batch is pretty excellent too, though I don’t think any of them will freak her out as much. I will try the Joker one, but I don’t think she’d get the references for the others (my personal favorite is the V for Vendetta one).

  6. NBarnes says:

    You gave your not-yet-girlfriend Chris’ Gwen Stacy valentine… and she then decided to date you?

    Wow. She’s, like, the perfect woman.

  7. skizelo says:

    What, no Roman puppet snake-god valentine? It was right there waiting!

  8. Simon Hacking says:

    the black dossier one is pretty much the funniest thing i’ve ever seen!

  9. Jess Nevins says:

    Thanks, Chris.

    My wife is completely not going to get that, when I show it to her.

  10. Truly the best use of the Earth’s Mightiest font to date IMHO.

  11. Christian says:

    The Jess Nivens one absolutely killed me.

  12. Kevin Garcia says:

    Well dang, any reference to Jess Nevins can make something rock.

  13. Dan says:

    The Jess Nevins is great, but I still don’t think you’ll ever top the Gwen Stacy one.

  14. EUGENE says:

    Wow, Valentine is really just around the bend! Thanks for the reminder and have Happy Holiday! Awesome Post BTW!

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