Friday Night Fights: WHOOOOPH!
March 6, 2009 | Posted by Chris Sims OPP? More like WUMP, THERE IT IS!
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March 6, 2009 | Posted by Chris Sims
So, was Hulk styling and profiling when Namor gave him that gut punch? Would you say Namor had hands of stone? Does Hulk play Ricky Morton at any point in this comic? Was there a Dusty finish? Did they fight on a midnight express?
Well, Hulk learned that to be the man, you’ve got to get beat by the fish man, and that Namor Space Mountain may be one of the oldest heroes in the Marvel Universe, but he’s got the longest line. Whooo!!
I just hope no one pulled out a magnum… TA. And that is all of the ’80s NWA references I can muster.
Well, I could maybe eke one out about War Games, but I think I probably went too far with the Magnum TA joke.
Wump? A mighty punch like that, and all it does is wump?
Man, wrasslin is so fake.
Namor is the tower of power and too sweet to be sour.
Folding the Hulk up like a love letter! Every once in a while, Mr. Mackenzie can still impress. He’s all like: “That’s Timely-style, son! That’s the punch in the breadbasket that beat Tojo!”
I’ll jump to the assumption that you’ve seen Watchmen already? I was dissappointed. The entire ending was completely raped. Also, I think somewhere down the road, they forgot about Hollis Mason.
Dude, kinda harshing my Namor buzz…I mean, you’ve gotta do your thing, but they usually only write him as some douchebag who just tries to sleep with other guys’ girlfriends, so I like it when he does cool stuff…
I’ll jump to the assumption that you’ve seen Watchmen already?
Nope.
I uh
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Crap, got to think of a wrestling reference to fit in with the rest of the comments.
S..snap…into a slim jim?
Oh yeaaah?
Aw yeah, Namor! Just look at those goddamn manly knees. Just look at them. Goddamn. He can sub MY mariner any time, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.
Cole: Under the Hood is going to be in the special features of the DVD release, along with Tales of the Black Freighter.
“Wump? A mighty punch like that, and all it does is wump?
Man, wrasslin is so fake.”
You’re going to make this guy cry again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
Still… The ending… It made me a bit sad. I know that Under the Hood is going to be on the DVD, but…they didn’t even
(SPOILER)
show Hollis’s death! It was like he didn’t even matter.
All I have to say about the Watchmen movie is that if I’d never read the source material, I’d probably have thought it was AMAZING.
So pretend he didn’t die, Cole. Maybe he hopped on a plane to visit Sally J. at the last minute, eh?
Also, the end of the film had the same theme as the end of the book, as far as I can see. And that’s all I’m going to say about Watchmen on a non-Watchmen post, it seems kind of rude to go on about it.
Why the hell are you nerfing a Hulk vs. Namor thread with you’re incessant need to blather about how YOU PERSONALLY were disappointed with a completely unrelated comic book movie? Go navel gaze and leave merman-vs-radioactive mutant slug-fest love to the real men…