The Shameless Flirting of Mary Jane Watson
August 27, 2007 | Posted by Chris Sims Your Spidey Super Stories Moment of Joy for this week:
Dude, Mary Jane. Your boyfriend is right there.
We know, Spidey. We know.
The heartbreak of dating a super-model is chronicled in Spidey Super Stories #27, wherein Loki interrupts MJ’s game and gets a boot to his chops for his trouble.
Behold, and be perplexed:
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Are you saying that there’s a kick to the face… in Spidey Super Stories?
Dude! Spidey’s up to his waist in honey with the young Morgan Freeman!
Please tell me that has something to do with a Nazi Made of Bees™!
Oh, how I wish it was.
Looks like Thor’s Hammer went off a little early.
Thor’s facial expression is awesome.
I hope and pray that the following panel features Thor’s reply…
“Verily, the Odinson doth not merely tell. He shall show to thee his hammer, once thy twerpish boyfriend takes his leave. Begone, Parker, that the Scion of Asgard might satisfy yon fair maiden’s curiousity!”
Must…have…Spidey Special Stories…TPB!
So who wants to hold Bendis hostage until Marvel gives us one?
Isaac Said:
Dude! Spidey’s up to his waist in honey with the young Morgan Freeman!
Nuh-uh. Spidey Super Stories was associated with “The Electric Company,” so he was up to his waist in honey with Easy Reader.
I’m trying to imagine Super Stories-ized Thor dialog and I think my head is going to burst open.
Every friggin’ week you make me want some Spidey Super Stories more and more…
C’mon, Marvel. Essential Spidey. Please?
Spidey refuses to believe any of this.
Spidey Super Stories was associated with “The Electric Company,” so he was up to his waist in honey with Easy Reader.
Who was played by…?
I believe that last panel is from “Spidey Vs. The Ohio Players.”
That’s an interesting choice of lipstick color for MJ. Maybe she’s born with it! Maybe it’s Maybelline! Maybe she’s been frenching one of the Goldfinger chicks.
It’s the facial expressions which make the Thor panel so priceless. Just *look* at Thor, and then look at Peter in the background.
If this scene had been in Spider-Man 3, the whole emo-Parker sequence would have made a LOT more sense.
Man, just add an “s” to Morgan Freeman/Easy Reader’s line, and it goes from being a sticky mess to being a dream come true.
I thought that it was a sea of buttery goodness. My monitor must be broken.
Either way, it’s clearly a plot by The Man to keep them down. Stinkin’ blonde Asgardian.
Add an s, eh?
Well I DO like eating at Shoney’s but that’s neither here nor there.
Interesting.
It appears that the honey has made that woman in the last panel holy. HAAAAALLLELUJAH!
Must be some good honey.
And another thing: I don’t think Spider-Man has the right to complain to ANYBODY about a sticky mess. You hear me, Mr. Squirts Adhesive Webbing All Over Downtown NYC?
That Thor — always hanging around the diner, trying to pick up girls.
No wonder his dad was always down on him for hanging around Earth: our planet makes slackers of the gods.**
**With the exception of Volstagg, who’s one degree away from a Minnesotan bachelor farmer anyway.
Its about time MJ dropped the zero and got with the hero!
And his pretty, pretty, shiny blond hair.
What? ROM week’s over already? But that was only, like, seven days! Us Long Box readers know that a week is way longer than that. Chop-chop! More ROM!
You know, there probably is some website out there with pictures of robots stuck in waist-deep honey, if you’re interested.
There’s likely a membership fee, though.
Tsk. That’s what you get for Frenching up Gwen Stacy in the third movie.
Check the reaction shot on Thor.
That’s classic!
I’m pretty sure there’s a “Grab-Thor’s Hammer” pun in all of this.
Plus, I have already demonstrated that Young Morgan Freeman is, indeed, a Pimp Daddy Sex God. I’m glad the rest of you acknowledge this!
zc Says:
Interesting.
It appears that the honey has made that woman in the last panel holy. HAAAAALLLELUJAH!
Must be some good honey.
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Manna from heaven maybe?
Meme.