The Savage Sword of Conan: Providing Graphic Violence and Nudity to the Impressionable Youth of America Since 1974.
11 thoughts on “Conan the Barbarian Responds to His Critics”
It really was a simpler, happier time…
“Providing Graphic Violence and Nudity to the Impressionable Youth of America Since 1974”
Well I was going to say for those who couldn’t get Heavy Metal. But apparantly only the French had it until 1977. Damn you France! Must you always surpass us in the blending of violence and nekkidness?
Part of Conan’s “Ten Steps to Being an Effective Customer Service Manager.”
Short, pithy and to the point.
Actually, this really WOULD be the perfect poster for a customer service department. They would love it!
-Citizen Scribbler
That’s awfully violent. I thought this was a comic book site. Doesn’t that mean it’s for kids?
Kids LOVE decapitation. Just ask Bill Gaines.
I thought it was the Devil in Hell, Dawg!
Conan’s so ghetto
There can be only one.
You don’t have any kids, do you Chris?
I always loved the way Larry Hama summed Conan up for Christopher Priest.
When asked about his foreign policy, King Conan drew a line and said, “cross that line and I’ll kill you. That’s my foreign policy”.
It really was a simpler, happier time…
“Providing Graphic Violence and Nudity to the Impressionable Youth of America Since 1974”
Well I was going to say for those who couldn’t get Heavy Metal. But apparantly only the French had it until 1977. Damn you France! Must you always surpass us in the blending of violence and nekkidness?
Part of Conan’s “Ten Steps to Being an Effective Customer Service Manager.”
Short, pithy and to the point.
Actually, this really WOULD be the perfect poster for a customer service department. They would love it!
-Citizen Scribbler
That’s awfully violent. I thought this was a comic book site. Doesn’t that mean it’s for kids?
Kids LOVE decapitation. Just ask Bill Gaines.
I thought it was the Devil in Hell, Dawg!
Conan’s so ghetto
There can be only one.
You don’t have any kids, do you Chris?
I always loved the way Larry Hama summed Conan up for Christopher Priest.
When asked about his foreign policy, King Conan drew a line and said, “cross that line and I’ll kill you. That’s my foreign policy”.