And Then There Was the Time That Solomon Stone Backhanded the Crap Out of Hitler
April 26, 2009 | Posted by Chris Sims
John Wolter of the ISB-approved blog Hitler Getting Punched celebrates the completion of The Chronicles of Solomon Stone #1–available now at the Action Age!–with an awesome pinup of the World’s Greatest Half-Vampire Private Detective Skateboard Champion delivering a Jim Aparo backhand to der Fuhrer.
And interestingly enough, that’s the second piece of Sol vs. Hitler fan-ephemera that I’ve gotten this weekend. The first came from our old friend King Oblivion, PhD of the International Society of Super-Villains, who rose to my challenge to produce some Solomon Stone fan-fiction with a piece that he posted on both the ISS and the world of literature’s equivalent of a flea market, FanFiction.net. And I can assure you, it’s the crossover you NEVER expected.
Thanks, guys!
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Gotta love the onomatopoeia for this one….
I think I found my new calling.
That is a kick-ass awesome sound effect.
Well played, Jon. Well played indeed.
I was about to cut and paste a sample of it that I enjoyed, but soon realized I would have been copying the entire thing into a comment here.
This is too awesome. Chris, you have to get this illustrated. I’m talkin’ Stardust style.
That sound effect is the greatest thing ever.
Thanks, guys – I have to admit, when I thought up the sound effect, I made myself laugh.
And thanks for putting that up, Chris. You’ll be pleased to know I listened to the Electric Six non-stop while creating it. In fact, I will never be able to hear “Improper Dancing” again without picturing some Ratzi getting the bum’s rush.
My only regret: I couldn’t find a way to integrate a Jetpack or an Ape into it.
Really, I could look at shots of Hitler getting hit or bitch-slapped all day. I’d totally read a blog that was just called “What Did The Five Fingers Say to Hitler?”
KAMPF! Awesome.
Oh, and King Oblivion’s fanfic is OFF THE CHAINS.
I refuse to be impressed by This so-called KING of OBLIVION until the Anne Franke/Solomon Stone/Minxy piece is produced for adultfanfiction.net (punctuation optional)…
RE: The Hitler drawing.
It’s just like Hitler to try to sneak up behind half-vampire detectives and try to goose them.
Nice work, Wolter.
I don’t know if Hitler was sneaking up, or if Sol just decided it was time to break out the Spinning Back Fist.
It’s a good thing he didn’t use the Roaring Elbow. It would’ve stopped the war… but at what cost?!
I don’t know the cost to humanity, but I can tell you this: it probably would have broken my hand to attempt to draw such awesome in such a small place.
Poor Hitler. He’s always getting punched by someone.
Why doesn’t Hitler ever get to hit other people? He’s always on the receiving end.
Well, except in Robinson’s Golden Age, but that hardly counts–he didn’t have the mustache then.
“It’s a good thing he didn’t use the Roaring Elbow. It would’ve stopped the war… but at what cost?!”
For some reason, that makes me want to see Sol hit a skateboard assisted People’s Elbow, even though I’m pretty sure that would cause reality to implode.
He doesn’t get to hit other people BECAUSE HE IS HITLER.
“Poor Hitler. He’s always getting punched by someone.
Why doesn’t Hitler ever get to hit other people? He’s always on the receiving end.”
Because he’s Hitler? I don’t know, this one doesn’t seem too hard. I can’t think of anyone less empathetic that him, other than maybe Donald Trump. I guess Hitler slugging Trump would be okay.
I’d be okay with Hitler hitting Hulk Hogan, too. Because he’d just no sell it and hit the leg drop anyway. FOR AMERICA!
Okay, one last one. Hitler slugging Bruce Banner. Because he’d turn in to the Hulk. And also drop a leg on him. FOR AMERICA!
Look, if you want to start http://www.hitlergivingpunches.blogspot.com, be my guest. But on HGP, it’s “my blog, my rules.”
I assume that when King Oblivion’s story gets made into a feature film, Anne Frank will be played by Amber Benson.
While it is always fun to see Hitler being punched, the sound effect just MAKES it perfect.
“He doesn’t get to hit other people BECAUSE HE IS HITLER.”
To be honest, I’d be perfectly okay with reading a story featuring Hitler, Pol Pot, and Stalin hitting each other a lot. Preferably with axes. Or chainsaws.
One would think his very Hitlerness would make him more prone to hitting people, not less. He is not exactly known for his pacifism.
“Kampf!” just sounds like Nightcrawler’s teleport noise has a cold.
…and yes, i do get the real reference.
…and no, i decided not to make a Nightcrawler being German joke here.
“One would think his very Hitlerness would make him more prone to hitting people, not less. He is not exactly known for his pacifism.”
Well, it’s not so much that he doesn’t want to, it’s that he isn’t allowed. That’s part of the punishment.
Skemono, if the biographies of 21st Century American politicians teach us nothing else, it should be this: never mistake belligerence for personal courage.
Perhaps I smell another contest?