21 thoughts on “BATMAN”

1. However, putting AC/DC Comics in your mailbox is illegal in several Southern states.

2. Batman is the angriest salesman I’ve ever seen…

3. death of a salesman = Batman RIP

4. Batman: “…whether you like it or not.”

5. Is this how the Justice League afforded the Watchtower?

6. I’ll thank you to leave my mail box out of this discussion, sir!

7. No, the Justice League went door-to-door to afford The Watchtower.

8. Batman sees us in our dreams.

9. I’d move but he’s the world’s greatest detective!

10. Is that a euphemism for what I THINK it is?

    I tried that line on a girl at a bar and she slapped me! Explain to the doctor how I got DC…

11. Err…do I want to know where they can put the Dells?

12. How will Batman put comics in my mailbox if he doesn’t have a left arm?

    Huh?

13. Meanwhile, he’s got Robin pushing GRIT. Fingers in every pie, that man.

14. Mommy, I’m scared–

15. But when he puts the comics in my mailbox, will it “pop my flag”, if you know what I’m sayin’?

16. I don’t think “stalking” is an emotion per se. Not that I’d have the courage to tell Batman that.

17. “….and you’ll like it, punk!”

18. After The Dark Knight, is this any surprise?

19. “Remember to believe in Batman, kids — or I’ll come to your house and murder you in your sleep! Bye for now!”

20. Why is what he’s saying in quotes? Does that seem odd to anyone else?

21. @ Danicus (Spamicus): bravo for the Watchtower link.