34 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. Wow. I’m never straying from my diet again… Not with that pictures on my wall….

    staring…

    judging….

  2. He’s one of the artists listed for that trade, so unless Tony Daniel was trying something really different, it’s probably him.

  3. Up yours, Batman. I’m going to have me a bite of this deliciu8yjjjjjjjjjjjjh

  4. I’ll have batman know that I’ve lost twenty-five pounds since September…

    And you’d need to go longer than two weeks. Three or more before you really start to starve. I’ve done two weeks before. It isn’t fun but it also isn’t life threatening.

  5. Well, I NEVER! I’ll have you know Mr. Batman, that my condition was caused by a ray fired by Gorilla Grodd!

  6. “Clark, the last time you inspired anyone was when you lost weight on Jenny Craig.”

  7. “A fine danish. But there are thousands of calories to think of…And Harvey…I have to stop you.”

  8. “You don’t get it, boy. This isn’t a buffet… It’s a liposuction table. And I’m the plastic surgeon.”

  9. Superman – “Bruce, this is idiotic. You’re just meat and potatoes – like all the rest.”

    Joker (re: calories) – “No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.”

  10. “Arteriosclerosis, Diabetes II, Liver Disease, Colon Cancer and Heart Failure would be a fine death, but not good enough.”

  11. “The prime rib’s kindergarten. So are the crab legs. But eating enough salad bar to make an all-you-can-eat buffet for $9.99 worth it? That’s more difficult…

    But far from impossible.

  12. I’m strangely reminded of the Freakazoid characters Fatman and Boy Blubber.

  13. “Bruce, I just ate three orders of ribs.”

    “It wasn’t easy forcing three hundred and twenty pounds of fatty to take the stairs to the top of Gotham Towers, the highest point in the city. The scream alone is worth it.”

  14. “When you scratch everything else away from Batman, you’re left with someone who doesn’t want to see anybody have pie.”

  15. That panel of him kicking the ice-cream-eating guy makes a lot more sense now.

  16. I really dislike that art style. The hand-painted stuff was okay for Marvels, but here it’s just too much.

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