12 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. Let’s see…the T-Rex statue, the Giant Penny, Jason Todd’s Robin outfit in a glass shrine, 60 years worth of Batmobiles, that tiny box with the shard of Kryptonite he got from Lex Luthor in case he ever has to give it to the Green Archer to fight Superman in the future…

    Oh, and guano. Tons and tons of guano.

    Not so much unknown, as didn’t-want-to-know.

    Oh, and stinky. Very, very stinky.

  2. Oh, great, now the surprise party The Unknown was throwing for Batman is ruined. Way to spoil everything, World’s Greatest Detective.

  3. Given his penchant for labeling everything, it refreshing to know that the Batcave has its share of drawers full of whozits, whatzits, and doodads that even Batman doesn’t know what they are for but is afraid to throw away in case he needs it.

  4. Remember that Justice League episode where the Thanagarians invade the Batcave and Bats breaks out Freeze’s old freezy pistol?

    Classic. :)

  5. Batman: For 70 years, making dire pronouncements while shining a flashlight under his face.

  6. I just want to see some scenes where Batman is begging the police to please let him keep the deactivated robot vulture because it’s totally super way cool and would really compliment all his other weird keepsakes of enemies he fought only once.

    Although that Joe Coyne update one-shot was funny, but still.

    Also, I just thought of something. Batman + HERO Dial.

  7. The Doctor: “You don’t negotiate with Dalek’s, you don’t fight the Dalek’s, you run. Unless you’re Batman, in which case you keep one in a display case with the rest of your fantastic collection of souvenirs that even I don’t recognise the lot of”

  8. I love that Batman collects things. He is a sentimentalist.

    I collect Batman why shouldn’t he collect stuff?

    We see the big stuff but what is under that giant penny?