The World’s Greatest Detective
More stunning observations can be found in the pages of The Batman Chronicles v.4, wherein Batman punches the living crap out of just about everyone, sledgehammer enthusiasts included.
The World’s Greatest Detective
More stunning observations can be found in the pages of The Batman Chronicles v.4, wherein Batman punches the living crap out of just about everyone, sledgehammer enthusiasts included.
“FUCK I WAS JUST HAMMERING SOME SHIT MAN.”
“I’m the goddamn Batman.”
“FUUUUCK.”
how often do meteors lunge?
“The Horizontal Meteor” is both my backyard wrestling name and my go-to sexual technique.
There are far too few horizontal meteors in todays comics. Come to think of it, there are not enough astronomical-themed metaphors by a long shot.
And that’s the happiest sledgehammerer I’ve seen in a long time – FOR ABOUT THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS!!!
Yeah, somebody’s gonna get F’d the H up. I’ll be damned if he wasn’t enjoying himself though. But like they say after laughter comes tears.
Sledgehammer = worker = dirty Commie.
Batman saves America once again!
And that’s why Batman’s so bad-ass. Some people see a guy with a huge sledgehammer and think, “Hm, I’d like to punch that guy, but he does have a huge sledgehammer. Maybe I’ll find someone without a hammer to punch, or come back later once this guys put his hammer down.” But Batman just breaks right into his horizontal meteor impression…
If I had a hammer…
Batman would kick my ass all over this laaand!
This adds further proof to my theory that Golden Age Batman is a genius.
Face it: Any non-policeman he meets is probably going to commit a crime, so he just wrecks everyone he meets beforehand. It’s pre-emptive fisticuffs.
Man, Batman will teach that iron worker to spread his union crap at WayneTech.
Stop! Hammer time!
Sledgehammer = worker = dirty Commie.
Batman saves America once again!
Fellas, the competition was opened and closed, right there.
At stately Wayne Manor, a basement remodel goes horribly wrong!