As a service to our readership, each installment of Warrior Wisdom Fridays will provide an inspirational (and actual) quote from the Ultimate Warrior so that those who read it may take it to heart and reflect on how it may improve their lives. Installments of WWF should be accompanied by fifteen to twenty minutes of meditation and reflection, aided by soft music or strong herbal tea.
You may have seen this before, and read the comic itself firsthand, but if you’ve got about a half-hour to blow here’s a pretty good review of the first issue and Christmas special of the Warrior comic book. The promo in this edition of WWF is in it.
http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/05/21/atop-the-fourth-wall-warrior-1/
Oh man, I was having Weekly Warrior Wisedom for a minute. Holy ChrisSims, that was rough.
*Wisdom Withdrawl
I’m just so excited, I messed up my own post. Who the hell am I, Brian Cronin?
If the Warrior is implying that he himself is the most powerful force in the entire universe…
…Wait a minute. A God who acts like the Ultimate Warrior explains the entire Old Testament and most of what’s happened in my life.
Nevermind. Carry on.
If the Warrior is implying that he himself is the most powerful force in the entire universe…
…can the Warrior make a rock so big that Hulk Hogan cannot lift it?
HOAKOGAN!
But you see, it is not the Warrior himself who is the most powerful force in the universe, but the aggregation of all the Warriors that is channeled into him. He explained the cosmological structure of this process in his Arsenio Hall appearance.
Homophobia and John Birchism aside, the Warrior is clearly one of the most unique thinkers of our time.
That said, if it comes down to a fight between the Warrior and the ghosts of Joe Louis Stadium, I got twenty on Darren McCarty, brother.
Gordie Howe frowns upon the Warrior’s shenanigans.
I’m sorry, but any spiritual leader who takes counts Brutus Beefcake as his chief/only acolyte is just not all he’s cracked up to be.
And that reference makes Chris’s Tony Schiavone one in the Anita Blake one look slightly less obscure. So, I win! Something or other.
When he references the Warriors that could not be here, does he mean Swan and Ajax, or the whole gang?
Depends. What are their thoughts re: queering and the world’s orbit?
Or tassels and face paint. Both important questions.
“I’ll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.”
… Anal violation followed by thorough licking. It sounds like the Warriors are A) anti face paint and B) pro queering. Or at least Ajax is, and who would contradict him?
Their position on tassels remains uncertain.
He really talks a lot about Hulk Hogan, doesn’t he?
“The Warriors that could not be here” are his fanbase, from whom he channels power through the facepaint that he and they wear, the closed symbol forming a circuit of sorts.
I tried to read an issue of the Warrior comic from 1996 (#3) last night. My head still kinda hurts. There’s a whole page of text devoted to explaining the various colors of narration boxes (and of course, the purple balloons that designate the spoken dialogue of the ribbons dangling off his arms.) So fucking wrong.