And now, your Spidey Super Stories Moment of Joy for tonight: the final chapter of the spine-tingling saga of Spidey vs. Webby:
Thus, Everything Works Out Okay.
And I’ll be honest with you here, folks: That entire series was just an excuse to get to the panel where Dr. Doom shouts “WEBBY! WEBBY-TWO! COME HELP ME!” as that is clearly the finest dialogue the character has ever spoken.
And I can prove it.
With maths.
Fan-tastic!
Wait – you mean Doom’s got a guy polishing his metal tootsies to a mirror sheen just so he can look up his own skirt?
Now that’s a villain.
Sadly, I’d rather read this than One More Day.
WEBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has a Flunky-shoeshine-stand!.
Victor has style. No-one hates like Aristocracy hates!.
Wait, Doom made ANOTHER Web-man? But they were destroyed when Spidey broke a mirror?
Yeah, this makes more sense than OMD by far.
If you stand in front of a mirror and say “Webby! Webby-Two! Come help me!” three times, the Web-Men come into your bedroom while you’re asleep and kill you. This totally happened to a friend of mine!
Doom’s got a little Captain in him.
WEBBY!
That is unnuterably awesome. My mind has ust dribbled out of my ears. Marvel need to do an Essential of this series. Now! Now, damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!*
*Ricado Montalban voice
I think “Now you’re doomed…to go to jail!” is pretty spiffy, too…
Is.. is he eating a drumstick?
Was a young Carson Cressley standing in for Doom back then, I wonder?
Tyler: Great line…I just hope that Victor uses a designated driver while going clubbing on Saturday nights.
Ken Lowery Says:
Is.. is he eating a drumstick?
So he goes into battle with chicken grease stains smeared across his mouth grille?
Sounds like an inbred monarch to me.
I for one can’t wait to see what else this Josie and the Pussycats immersion is leading towards. I have sneaking suspicion the phrase “most awesome thing thing ever” may get tossed around at some point.
Doom feels pretty! Oh so pretty! Doom feels pretty and witty and bright! And Doom pities any Richards that he sees tonight!
Off topic but related to the sidebar – Josie & the Pussycats is the BEST movie ever. Oh, and it’s a crying shame that “Du Jour” didn’t have a spin-off movie.
The Josie and the Pussycats movie is far better than it has any right to be. And the cat-fight between Fiona and Josie at the end is pure gold.
The soundtrack is absolutely awesome. Did that band ever do anything else?
Hilarity ensues…almost as funny as the time Captain America pooped his pants.
Ken Lowery Says:
Is.. is he eating a drumstick?
Obviously not. See that mirror in his hand? I think everyone can plainly see he’s brushing his hair with that drumstick!
I think Victor’s polishing his face plate with Brass-O.
Gotta keep up that shine!
::If you stand in front of a mirror and say “Webby! Webby-Two! Come help me!†three times, the Web-Men come into your bedroom while you’re asleep and kill you.::
Tim C – you sure you’re not confusing Webby and WebbyTwo with (wait for it)…Chuck Norris?!?!?!?!? (Or was that “Chuck Norris-Two”…?)
You know, Chris’s last panel simply proves that what ol’ Vic REALLY needs is several years of therapy – and Zoloft to deal with his Bipolar Affective Disorder,
Happy New Year!
Tim Liebe
the band was actually some other band entirely who had a real career and everything (i remember theyu contributed to the Jawbreakers soundtrack too). DuJour – ALL the voices – was actually Baby Face.
::If you stand in front of a mirror and say “Webby! Webby-Two! Come help me!†three times, the Web-Men come into your bedroom while you’re asleep and kill you.::
:Tim C – you sure you’re not confusing Webby and WebbyTwo with (wait for it)…Chuck Norris?!?!?!?!? (Or was that “Chuck Norris-Twoâ€â€¦?)
Actually, I wasn’t confusing them, but Chuck Norris liked that joke so much, he sent it backwards in time, so it could look like I ripped it off from him. Well played, Chuck. Well played.