Jamie Delano’s Rawbone–a four-issue tale based entirely around pirate rape–is not a very good comic book. It is, however, pretty notable, as it contains the worst description of sex in comics that I have ever seen:
And the kicker? That’s not the bad part. So head over to ComicsAlliance today to read the whole thing and see what happens when I apply the incredible metaphors for buccaneer lovin’ to other professions to see what it would look like if Delano wrote a comic about astronauts or comic shop employees. Enjoy!