I wonder what else he couldn’t live without…
More of Superman’s Lament can be found in the pages of the truly awesome DC’s Greatest Imaginary Stories. And I’m feeling much better, thank you.
I wonder what else he couldn’t live without…
More of Superman’s Lament can be found in the pages of the truly awesome DC’s Greatest Imaginary Stories. And I’m feeling much better, thank you.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all da–er, I mean, how heartbreaking for Superman.
Supergirl will carry on??? Oh shit.
…Wait.
Wait.
You didn’t photoshop that?
SOLD.
Let us all observe a moment of silence in respect for Superman’s grief.
RIP McRib. You were too beautiful for this world.
McRib is garbage. It was so hyped up for me. I was expecting an explosion of delicious BBQ pork, and instead I got a piece of cardboard that was purported to be pork, lightly dusted in BBQ sauce.
Is this like when Burger King quit selling the Whopper?
Like Supes himself, the McRib will return from the dead one day. You wait and see.
I feel your pain…
Okay, but what I truly want to see is the epic showdown between an obese Superman and the personification of his unhealthy eating habits!
No, wait, that would be totally lame.
For some reason, this post brings to memory the time that the Beyonder was sitting around eating styrofoam in Secret Wars II.
Just wait until Supergirl finds out they’ve discontinued chocolate Cherry Garcia frozen yogurt.
When the McRib rises from the dead, will it have amullet?
Someone tell Superman that the Shamrock Shake is right around the corner.
Obviously, NBC denied his application for to be an American Gladiator on the grounds that he is, in fact, an illegal alien with no work visa.
Dammit, I’m trying to remember that Simpsons quote with the “Ribwich,” something about the animal being slaughtered for it with lots of legs went extinct? It would’ve been funnier if I had the actual quote.
If Eve was borne of Adam’s rib, does this mean Supergirl came from the McRib?
Krusty: Look… about the rib-wich… There aren’t gonna be any more… The animal we made them from are now extinct…
Homer: The pig?
Otto: The cow?
Krusty: You’re way off… think smaller… think more legs!
Crowd: Ewww…
This is another one of Richard Donner’s bright ideas, isn’t it?
Was this from that Superman movie with Richard Pryor?
Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. :) Cheers! Sandra. R.