ComicsAlliance Presents the Marvel Monster Mash-Ups!

 

 

This week saw the release of the first part of FrankenCastle–the story wherein the Punisher’s dismembered corpse is dragged off by the Man-Thing so that he can be stitched up into a Frankenstein’s monster–and to mark this momentous occasion, I’ve offered up some wild speculation about what they might do next!

For this article, I did the writing, but the PhotoShop wizardry (as seen above) was handled by ComicsAlliance’s all-new, all-different assistant editor Caleb Goellner, and brother, if you thought I wanted to write that story where Spider-Man gets turned into a dinosaur before, you have no idea how much that desire is burning in my heart now that I’ve seen a rendition of what it would look like.

Seriously, Marvel. Call me.

21 thoughts on “ComicsAlliance Presents the Marvel Monster Mash-Ups!

  1. Seriously, Marvel. Call me.

    Not just to offer him a job Marvel. But Because Sims is feeling really down and sad lately about Hank being canceled and could really use a friend to talk to…

  2. I want to love Spider-Man as a T-Rex, but it forces me to think about the arc on Uncanny X-Men a few years ago where Claremont had Rachel Grey turn into a dinosaur woman.

    And then I cry. That stupid arc just. wouldn’t. end.

  3. Can you copyright Spideysaurus? Only I can see Marvel Dinosaurs happening if you don’t.
    Or if not Marvel, DC in their usual bandwagon-jumping way. I can see them attempting an event called Dinosaur Comics because the initials are… urgh. I’ve just made myself sick.

  4. “As Spider-Man, webslinging is the best part of my day INDEED”
    I’m not entirely sure, but I think I may have the first two Dinosaur Comics committed to memory.
    “Problem/s? My only problem/s is Aunt May’s failing health, no money, failing studies, all of my friends hate me, like fifty clones…”

  5. I am willing to murder every single person in Luxembourg if it will bring me one step closer to reading a comic starring ROM: Spacemummy.

  6. In Sensational Spider-Man #23-27, “Feral”, Stegron has a special de-evolving “rock of life” to turn everyone into prehistoric versions of themselves. Iron Spidey (at the time) did start to become affected, until he used a piece of his armor as a radiation shield around the rock.

  7. Did Punisher #11 actually come out? I was at 2 different comic shops and neither of them had it.

  8. Summersquatch sounds like something that should be picked in the summer, sliced thinly, and fried with breadcrumbs, olive oil, and garlic.

    Also: thank you, Nimbus, for making me aware of a page containing THE PUNISAUR.

  9. I’d buy a DC-produced Dinosaur Comics special. Although maybe I should read my copy of JLApe first.

  10. If I go on reading the comics internet long enough, then there will come a day when I grow tired of “Liefeld can’t draw fet” jokes.

    But this is not that day.

    Today, I laughed!

  11. I… I can’t believe people are actually into this Frankenpunisher thing…

    It boggles the mind…