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November 28, 2009 | Posted by Chris Sims 
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What is he drinking? Chocolate milk?
Because a hot tub, two hot bikini-clad blondes, a champagne flute full of chocolate milk and a Batman mask are pretty much my ideal weekend.
If your first priority isn’t green-lighting the long-awaited Daily Planet series written by Famous Internet Blogger Chris Sims, then you, sir, do not have my vote for Editor-In-Chief.
Interesting they look like blonde twins.
speak for yourself, Mr. Famous Internet Blogger.
How come we don’t get any more Bizarro Comics or Solo? At least Marvel gave us Strange Tales. Only thing wrong with that was no Dean Haspiel, and his story from Captain America: Red, White & Blue kinda made up for that. Cap as a brainwashed pimp? Good times.
Chris, you know Evan Dorkin was slated to do “Plastic Man” for Wednesday Comics, right?
If your first priority isn’t green-lighting the long-awaited Daily Planet series written by Famous Internet Blogger Chris Sims, then you, sir, do not have my vote for Editor-In-Chief.
I’m assuming that would come before they offered me the EIC job.
This is so bizarre. I just finished reading Evan Dorkin’s livejournal, and then came here.
Cap as a brainwashed pimp? Good times.
Wait, what?
Hey. Ladies love the mask.
You’d have to assume Bruce could really pull this off. All he has to do is pay the girls off to keep quiet about him after the weekend is over.
Granted, this seems more like something the original Blue Beetle would do…
Dan Garrett or Ted Kord?
Batman wouldn’t just pay the girls off, he’d have an elaborate scheme involving Amnesia Gas that he’d planned out for months.
I like how two incomplete Os, one plus sign and Charlie Brown’s hair = shirtless Batman. I bet that’s what Talia liked, too.
…which would then be stolen by Lex Luthor and turned into an attack on the Justice League.
Batman wouldn’t have to pay the girls off or use amnesia gas… the idea that bats/bruce doesn’t actually have normal healthy sex between consenting adults with the girls he’s with is one of the most ridiculous in all the core universes.
He tends to only fall in love with brunettes though.