Advent Calendar: December 16
December 16, 2009 | Posted by Chris Sims 
– Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End)
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December 16, 2009 | Posted by Chris Sims – Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End)
I don’t know if you’re aware of this, Chris, but in the UK this song has a hidden meaning, as ‘bell end’ is a lovely village near Kidderminister.
I’m not sure what’s particularly festive about it, all the same, but limeys seem to go on about it and giggle while singing this song.
I’m not at all surprised they practically lost WW2 before the US came along.
I like the follow up single in his new band Hot Leg titled “I’ve Met Jesus”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnETYe5-GTE
Win.
“limeys seem to go on about it and giggle while singing this song.”
“Bell End” is slang for penis in the UK. Now watch the bit where the kids are singing it without giggling. Make fun of our military prowess all you like, Joseph, but when it comes to smutty dick jokes the UK owns the rest of the world.
@Quizabella: Even if I wasn’t already resident in the UK, the internet and its cornucopia of encyclopedias of smut like Urban Dictionary have made the world of knob gags a very small one and I was attempting the classic ‘pull back and reveal’ by assuming everyone already knew what a bell end was. And now the bell end is me.
Our military are nothing more than punctual football hooligans, however. It’s a miracle we’re writing these comments in a language other than German.