Is this Batman dressed up as Santa Claus, or Santa Claus dressed up as Batman?
Either way, this officially makes Whoever It Is more powerful than Jesus.
That is Batman dressed as Santa Claus, gloating because he delivered his presents before Superman-dressed-as-Santa-Claus, thus supplanting him in the hearts of children everywhere.
So yes, more powerful than Jesus. And also a dick.
Ironically, less powerful than Superman-dressed-as-Superman. Sterling example of the importance of prep time. You can use it to make toys and check lists twice or you can use it to synthesize Kryptonite. Not both.
“Santa, this is idiotic. You’re just meat and bone, like all the rest.”
But, wait. Santa isn’t real. Does…does that mean Batman isn’t real?
I guess the only question that remains is, is the REAL Santa more powerful than Batman and/or Superman?
I’d speculate as to whether he’s more powerful than Jesus, but it doesn’t matter, since they’re allies. Same goes for Mr. T.
Now I want a turkey stuffed with macaroni and cheese.
@thebluesader: This is comic books! Since when has “being allies” ever stopped characters from fighting occasionally?
BAT-SANTA YOU’RE THE BEST
Clearly, that was Jesus dressed as Bat-Santa. Who else would come up with such an idea?
Merry Christmas everyone!
I’d speculate as to whether he’s more powerful than Jesus, but it doesn’t matter, since they’re allies. Same goes for Mr. T.
Mr. T isn’t Jesus’s ally. He’s Jesus’s boss.
i think it makes more sense that Batman knows if you’ve been bad or good…
… so be good if you don’t want to be thrown into a mudhole while Batman compares the situation to various rooms of hospitals and their inhabitants.
@NakedBunny:
You are of course right. To be honest, I was simply trying to avoid the argument, because frankly, I’m not sure my sober brain could visualize something so awesome and not asplode.
@Skemono:
It seems you are a True Believer too. I refrained from mentioning it because I’ve found that most people can’t handle the fullness of truth.
I don’t know where else to send this to the blog but:
the best ever kick to the head!
Holy Cow! I can’t believe what I’m reading! Santa not real? Of course he’s real. Who do you think eats those cookies I leave? Drunk Me?
And not believing in Batman?!?!
That’s it…lights, please…
Naked Bunny With a Whip…This is a skeptical age. People don’t believe in things they can’t comprehend. But to say there’s no Batman? You might as well say there are no heroes. People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and Batman can’t do that as a human being. As a man, he’s flesh and blood. He can be ignored, he can be destroyed. But as a symbol? As a symbol he can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting. Yes, Naked Bunny With a Whip, as sure as vengeance and the night exist to terrify the cowardly and superstitious…There IS a Batman.
Batman’s mask-eyebrows moved to accentuate his wink?
Is this Batman dressed up as Santa Claus, or Santa Claus dressed up as Batman?
Either way, this officially makes Whoever It Is more powerful than Jesus.
That is Batman dressed as Santa Claus, gloating because he delivered his presents before Superman-dressed-as-Santa-Claus, thus supplanting him in the hearts of children everywhere.
So yes, more powerful than Jesus. And also a dick.
Also, in case you’re wondering how it ends, Chris has your back.
Ironically, less powerful than Superman-dressed-as-Superman. Sterling example of the importance of prep time. You can use it to make toys and check lists twice or you can use it to synthesize Kryptonite. Not both.
“Santa, this is idiotic. You’re just meat and bone, like all the rest.”
But, wait. Santa isn’t real. Does…does that mean Batman isn’t real?
I guess the only question that remains is, is the REAL Santa more powerful than Batman and/or Superman?
I’d speculate as to whether he’s more powerful than Jesus, but it doesn’t matter, since they’re allies. Same goes for Mr. T.
Now I want a turkey stuffed with macaroni and cheese.
@thebluesader: This is comic books! Since when has “being allies” ever stopped characters from fighting occasionally?
BAT-SANTA YOU’RE THE BEST
Clearly, that was Jesus dressed as Bat-Santa. Who else would come up with such an idea?
Merry Christmas everyone!
Mr. T isn’t Jesus’s ally. He’s Jesus’s boss.
i think it makes more sense that Batman knows if you’ve been bad or good…
… so be good if you don’t want to be thrown into a mudhole while Batman compares the situation to various rooms of hospitals and their inhabitants.
@NakedBunny:
You are of course right. To be honest, I was simply trying to avoid the argument, because frankly, I’m not sure my sober brain could visualize something so awesome and not asplode.
@Skemono:
It seems you are a True Believer too. I refrained from mentioning it because I’ve found that most people can’t handle the fullness of truth.
I don’t know where else to send this to the blog but:
the best ever kick to the head!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html
Holy Cow! I can’t believe what I’m reading! Santa not real? Of course he’s real. Who do you think eats those cookies I leave? Drunk Me?
And not believing in Batman?!?!
That’s it…lights, please…
Naked Bunny With a Whip…This is a skeptical age. People don’t believe in things they can’t comprehend. But to say there’s no Batman? You might as well say there are no heroes. People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and Batman can’t do that as a human being. As a man, he’s flesh and blood. He can be ignored, he can be destroyed. But as a symbol? As a symbol he can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting. Yes, Naked Bunny With a Whip, as sure as vengeance and the night exist to terrify the cowardly and superstitious…There IS a Batman.
Batman’s mask-eyebrows moved to accentuate his wink?
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!