Comic Book Missed Connections
January 13, 2010 | Posted by Chris Sims
Today at ComicsAlliance, I’ve combed through the personals to bring you Missed Connections ads for your favorite comic book characters!
There’s not much more to it than that, but if you like the article, you oughtta check out this bit of Kevin’s from last year, which I am linking to under threat of severe bourbon-fueled violence.
Enjoy!
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When Sony reboots the Spider-Man franchise, the only man on Earth who can replace JK Simmons is Chris Sims.
I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing at the J. Johna Jameson bits.
Also Dr.Doom is Gold.
Do we get special nerd points if we didn’t need to use the answer key at all?
Also, hilarious as always.
Has anyone ever said you are a genius? Because it’s as true as Kel’s love for orange soda.
I wonder how many columns Chris could get out of “Things people think I forgot but which I totally didn’t”…
I would pay good money to see that conversation between Steve Rogers and Jarvis in print.
The best one is probably the Cyclops/Maddy one. God, I felt sorry for Louise Simonson when she walked onto that book. “OK, your main character is an utter douchebag who abandoned his wife and son, and who it is now painfully obvious only married his wife as ‘sloppy seconds’ once he couldn’t have the love interest to this book. But now she’s back, so he’s contemplating cheating on her! Oh, and the guy with wings is pretending to be a mutant hunter who wears a backpack everywhere. Have fun!”
I liked the Lobo one best.
My post under the previews post. It was supposed to go here.
I am dumb.
Died when I read the Cap entry.
Brilliant, sir. Brilliant.
I am curious about what ultimately happened to Melissa.
I am curious about what ultimately happened to Melissa.
Thanks to an offhand comment to a fashion designer who stopped in for latte, she kept pouch technology from advancing for two decades.
Christopher Nabucodonosor Sims, you are the Alan Moore of Alt-text.
Feel free to quote that on business cards.