14 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. Are you hinting at the next Comics Alliance piece? “What the super-hero teams order for their meetings?”

    I’m betting the Dark Avengers get Thai delivered and then overtip. ‘Cause Osborne likes to show off. And I bet the younger JSAers are always having to convince the originals that various pizza joints they remember have been out of business for decades…

  2. Look at all the pizzas you’ve ordered. Years’ worth of them.And if you do anything that long, you get good at it. And you’ve gotten great. You’ve got a sense of taste that’s keen and sharp, and you keep things simple, but you never skimp on the toppings.

    It’s like you missed your calling or something. I mean, y’know – if you wanted to contribute to society in a less suicidal way.

    You’re very sweet. But I’m not a cook – I just order the foods that appeal to me.

    You’re an insanely good cook and people should know about it, Deedee.

    If YOU think so, that’s good enough for me.

  3. I’m not so sure. This appears to be a softer, gentler Batman, what with his small delicate hands and dainty ear points.

  4. I think it’s all a ruse by the Joker, who is posing as a Domino’s Pizza, just to get the address of the Batcave

  5. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Batman would never order meat because Meat is murder! Murder, Sims, MURDER!

  6. The rest of us learned to cope. The rest of us recognized that if we didn’t agree, then we wouldn’t be able to get the pie from those…not blessed. Diana agreed to sausage. Hal agreed to the mushrooms. And I have walked the razor’s edge for so long between the pineapple and the hot peppers. But you Bruce, you with your wild obsessiuon…you just laugh that scary laugh of yours.

  7. Pardon me for asking the obvious question here, but who the heck is going to deliver pizzas to the JLA satellite? Are they going to make Superman go and get it?

    Of course, I guess Martian Manhunter could just teleport and pick them up. If that’s one of his powers this week.

  8. If Batman suggests something, I’m more or less done listening to ideas. His is plan I follow.

  9. Dealing with Batman must be a bitch when the JLA has pizza night on the Watchtower.

    It’s all about him, all the time…