Cut So Much That You Thought He Was A DJ
April 20, 2008 | Posted by Chris Sims Because sometimes, you just need to see Snake Eyes laying down a scratch routine on the turntables:
And that’s real.
For bonus memeability, why not apply your own witticisms?
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I bet it’s “Jeremiah Was a BullFrog”.
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Was that was “The Viper”? Thinking about it, didn’t Snake Eyes try to bust a proverbial move on the dancefloor in the opening scene?
Snake Eyes is a lyrical poet with a masterplan…
Go ninja go ninja GO!
Ninja! Ninja! Rap!
Who’s the Arashikage dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
SNAKE EYES!
You damn’ right!
I heard that Snake Eyes was a baaaad mutha…
SHUT YO MOUTH!
But I’m talkin’ ’bout Snake Eyes!
(hit funky bass riff…)
I believe this says it all.
The only way this whole scene would’ve been better, is if Roadblock had done some freestylin’!
Come to think of it, he was always freestylin’.
*remembers that G.I. Joe scene from 20+ years ago*
Speaking of Ninja- I’ve noticed that Chris has had the incomperable good taste to watch Tongan Ninja.
…you all need to see this film. Right now. Just trust me.
The good taste award goes to my pal Phil–he’s in the sidebar–for recommending it.
This is the only time I’d believe that “Last night a DJ saved my life” line.