Why I Should Be Writing Comics, Volume 1

I have a pitch for every single character in Who’s Who.

 

 

Every. Single. One.

 

 

(Okay, maybe just Hawk, Son of Tomahawk)

17 comments

  1. Foldedsoup says:

    I wanna know where that light is coming from, Mister!

    No, wait.. I don’t really…

  2. Prankster says:

    As long as they were fundamentally altering the history of the multiverse, couldn’t “Crisis On Infinite Earths” have made it so that the 70s never happened?

  3. Peppy says:

    and wipe out a decade from the Silver Age? good lord, why?

  4. Olav The Hairy says:

    the smaller picture of Hawk looks like a new age Tony Stark on the pull….

    great work as always, Mr Sims

    Olav

  5. Jeff says:

    I daresay the Avenging Disco Cowboy might be a match for the incredible Gold Inferno, whom I had secretly hoped would have shown he could dance last night.

  6. The reflecting light from his belt is blinding me!! Aghhh!

  7. sallyp says:

    Hawk definitely appears to be the lovechild of Elvis and Jonah Hex. Eeeeuuww!

  8. rachelle says:

    It was already awesome. And then the shining light made it more awesome.

    I am pretty sure that this is the direction Scalped is heading in.

  9. nigevellie says:

    why is his crotch shining so magnificently?

  10. splotchy says:

    Are you referencing perhaps the greatest Rudy Ray Moore film of all time, The Avenging Disco Godfather?

  11. Dweeze says:

    why is his crotch shining so magnificently?

    He just put new batteries in…

  12. Jeff says:

    Some say folks say that old Tomahawk

  13. Prankster says:

    Peppy, the 70s are mostly Bronze Age. But actually I was talking about the whole decade. Or maybe they could just erase the fashions.

    Do the 80s, too, while you’re at it.

  14. Peppy says:

    Bronze Age? I thought Silver Age was 60′s up until before CoIE. huh.

  15. Terence Chua says:

    That shiny belt buckle actually looks like an iPod nano.

  16. Prankster says:

    The generally accepted time frame is that the Golden Age starts in 1938 with the appearance of Superman, becomes the Silver Age in 1956 with the appearance of the new Flash, and the Bronze Age starts in the early 70s. Some say the death of Gwen Stacey in 1972 is the turning point, others, the first appearance of the modern X-Men in 1973. No one’s quite locked down the Iron Age yet, but I tend to categorize it as starting with Crisis, Watchmen, or Dark Knight Returns, which were almost the same time anyway.

  17. hail_eris says:

    Oh, Photoshop – is there nothing that cannot be improved by lens flare? You are truly the claptrack/cowbell combo of visual effects.

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