I’ve complained an awful lot about Twilight over the past, but never let it be said that I complain without offering a way to make things better. That’s why today at ComicsAlliance, I’m engaging in a little experiment: dropping Marvel Dracula’s thoroughly awesome dialogue into Edward Cullen’s word balloons to see how his romance with Bella could be improved if it was a little more like Dracula’s date with Storm from Uncanny X-Men #159.
The results will not shock you. But they are pretty fun.
For the first time, I understand what women see in him.
Add a pencil-thin moustache and pointed ears, and SOLD!!!!