As someone who resides squarely in the overlap on the Venn diagram of Batman fans and people who are really interested in future science guns, I was interested to find out that the Pentagon has begun funding two projects codenamed “BaTMAN” and “RoBIN,” and decided to offer up a few of my own suggestions as to where they could go next!
If whoever named those projects ever happens to read this, then I salute you for your use of “Robustness,” but I’m pretty sure Project COMMISSIONERGORDON tops it. And that’s real.
Aw hell man, I’m as proud of Project COMMISSIONERGORDON as though it were my own kid. Probably your win of the week, good sir.
Hopefully this makes up for someone already correcting you over at the Alliance.
I’m not positive but I think Project BaTMAN is a time machine which is an oddly disappointing use for a Bat-Acronym. A project to create the supersoldiers of tomorrow by systematically murdering parents outside of movie theaters would be much more appropriate (and justifiable if they’ve taken their kids to see Marmaduke).
Isn’t Marmaduke traumatizing enough?