“What makes you different from us? What gives you the right?!”

“My kitchen doesn’t have accident pads.”

I’ll be honest, guys: there are some things I just don’t get, and the desire to dress one’s dog as a super-hero is totally one of them. So to that end, join me in spending your afternoon marveling at the utter weirdness of costumes for dogs, an article that includes the single greatest animated .gif you have ever seen.

Believe.