One of the nice things about my job is that occasionally, Laura and Caleb will just put something in front of me and tell me to go at it, which — I think we can all agree — plays to my strength, in that I’m a well-known loudmouth.
Such is the case today, when it became apparent that two different companies, Archie and Antarctic, are launching parodies about “Justin Beaver.” And that’s…
That’s just awful.
Please, please tell me other characters in the Antartic issue are also creepy Dr.Moreau hybrids, because there being just 1 isn’t creepy enough. I have to say, I feel this column would have benefited from a “Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Beiber” reference.
Wordplay will be the end of us. And I will enjoy the ride…
rachael: I love that site. My friend Steve was pretty pleased with himself a while ago over his new Justin Bieber haircut. Then I gave him the link…
rachael, I have to say that one furry hybrid all on its own is more creepy than an entire world populated by them. If it’s the whole world, it’s okay because that’s the metaphysics of the world in question. But if there’s just the one? How did it come to be, and why aren’t people threatening it with pitchforks?
Zeke, if androgynous lesbians or adolescent boys aren’t his thing, he might want to rethink his coiffure! Oh no, I totally agree, stogoe. One random-ass creepy thing, and people AREN’T making with the mobs & the slaying? Weirdness!