Someone Is Doing Groper | Chris's Invincible Super-Blog

On one of his spoken word albums, Henry Rollins reads a letter he received from Boris, a fan from the Czech Republic who has a loose, yet truly amazing grasp of the English language. Rollins makes it clear that he’s not trying to pick on the guy for doing his best to get by in a second language, but with phrases like “it is for sucks!,” the letter was just too amazing not to share with the world.

Tonight, a very similar thing happened to me when I checked out my latest Twitter follower and saw what is probably the single best bio on the entire network:

ENGLISH TRANSLATED in this context can be read to mean 'ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.'

@UtamaroManga, the official twitter feed of a digital comic site so that you can download it.

And the actual feed is even more amazing. Whoever’s running it offers a polite apology for the difficulty in translation…

I swear to God, Twitter automatically tagged this with POOR ENGLISH. That is ICE COLD, Twitter.

…but seriously? There is no need for forgiveness. In providing multi-part summaries of the various hentai titles available so that you can download it, Group Zero has created something amazing. Something pure. Something… beautiful.

I get the feeling 'crazy romance story' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

Believe it or not, this will not be the most amazing hentai title you see in this post.

I'm working at karaoke too, but I just can't hit those high notes.

'I want to do physical contact with you until we are satisfied at living room' is the best pickup line ever. You know this is true.

I'm pretty sure 'Virginiy' means that Risa is a confederate soldier.

'Doing active' is a way better description of an orgy if you pronounce it to rhyme with 'boing.'

It comes with an erotic gag?! That IS a good deal!

Groper proved to be the least popular monster on Sesame Street.

Forgive you? No, Group Zero, it is you who should forgive me for ever thinking I could create comedy in this language. You have shown me for the fraud I am.

Also, I’m going to need a copy of Roll Back Knock Out Ecstacy Suplex.

12 thoughts on “Someone Is Doing Groper”

For the record, there’s nothing wrong with Rumina. I take a shower after every orgy I attend. Especially the active ones.

I actually get the last one.

I am sobbing. This is beautiful

I love that it’s all written first-person, lol! “Until We Are Satisfied At Bathroom” should be the title of your autobiography.

And here I was listening to Rollins’ ‘Think Tank’ just this morning. I hadn’t listened to that disc in maybe eight years. Must be something in the air…

And if you like the Big Star album that’s currently in your sidebar, might I suggest Todd Rundgren’s ‘Something/Anything?’ album? It’s dynamite, baby!

Well, I know what I’m reading today.

Chris Sims, you have me get to be trapped by your plan. Your fiendish, sexy plan.

I hate to be a downer, but recently hearing about how objectifying the Japanese subway is and reading one of episodes of the Rack (http://www.agreeablecomics.com/therack/?p=1251) makes it hard for me to find this all that funny.

That’s not to say I don’t want more ISB content, just that I prefer it when it involves kicking someone in the face.

I’m on my blog for making joke, but someone is doing complainer!

I think I saw Taz use the Ecstasy Suplex on Danny Doring once.

Sadly, no one helps her because it would be rude to get involved in Japan, so everyone stays polite and ignores whatever is going on around them. I swear, to stop that train gropage, just put one obnoxious American on each train, and he won’t have a problem speaking up if he sees something.

You just need to find one who would intervene rather than cheer.

dont know if this is off topic but…

who is the true master of the suplex…Taz the Suplex Machine from his days of ECW or Big Popa Pump when he was still tag team as a Steiner Brother and was considered the original suplex master….so in other words of those 2 legends of wrestling who created the Ecstasy Suplex?

MichaelFromJamaicaNY on January 18, 2011 at 2:22 am said:

For the record, there’s nothing wrong with Rumina. I take a shower after every orgy I attend. Especially the active ones.
Rebecca on January 18, 2011 at 2:44 am said:

I actually get the last one.
zeek on January 18, 2011 at 2:45 am said:

I am sobbing. This is beautiful
adhesiveslipper on January 18, 2011 at 3:58 am said:

I love that it’s all written first-person, lol! “Until We Are Satisfied At Bathroom” should be the title of your autobiography.
Todd on January 18, 2011 at 4:34 am said:

And here I was listening to Rollins’ ‘Think Tank’ just this morning. I hadn’t listened to that disc in maybe eight years. Must be something in the air…

And if you like the Big Star album that’s currently in your sidebar, might I suggest Todd Rundgren’s ‘Something/Anything?’ album? It’s dynamite, baby!
Adler on January 18, 2011 at 8:31 am said:

Well, I know what I’m reading today.
Squeamish on January 18, 2011 at 9:20 am said:

Chris Sims, you have me get to be trapped by your plan. Your fiendish, sexy plan.
CasinoGrande on January 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm said:

I hate to be a downer, but recently hearing about how objectifying the Japanese subway is and reading one of episodes of the Rack (http://www.agreeablecomics.com/therack/?p=1251) makes it hard for me to find this all that funny.

That’s not to say I don’t want more ISB content, just that I prefer it when it involves kicking someone in the face.
Chris Sims on January 18, 2011 at 9:29 pm said:

I’m on my blog for making joke, but someone is doing complainer!
BetaRayRyan on January 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm said:

I think I saw Taz use the Ecstasy Suplex on Danny Doring once.
Ben on January 19, 2011 at 12:17 pm said:

Sadly, no one helps her because it would be rude to get involved in Japan, so everyone stays polite and ignores whatever is going on around them. I swear, to stop that train gropage, just put one obnoxious American on each train, and he won’t have a problem speaking up if he sees something.

You just need to find one who would intervene rather than cheer.
Thrall on January 19, 2011 at 4:20 pm said:

dont know if this is off topic but…

who is the true master of the suplex…Taz the Suplex Machine from his days of ECW or Big Popa Pump when he was still tag team as a Steiner Brother and was considered the original suplex master….so in other words of those 2 legends of wrestling who created the Ecstasy Suplex?