You Know What I Love?

As some of you may have noticed, the ol’ meme where you list fifty things you love about comics is making the rounds again. In the time I’ve been doing the ISB, I’ve seen this one come around at least twice–I actually think Sterling has a list that goes up to around four thousand or something–but I’ve always held back.

I do, after all, tend to talk about that stuff on a daily basis, so my thinking’s always been that if you really want to hear about fifty things I love about comics, hang around for a month or so and I’ll probably get ’em all.

Still, it’s always nice to have it all in once place.

 


 

Fifty Things I Love About Comics

 

1. The pure, unmatched beauty that is this page:

 

 

2. DEVILS OF DARKSEID!! THE TERRAIN ITSELF IS “TECHNO-ACTIVE!”

3. Mr. Fantastic hooking Thor’s hammer up to Iron Man’s armor and powers up his Time Sled so that they can all team up with Galactus to fight the Black Celestial.

4. A tank haunted by the ghost of a Confederate general that fights Nazis, occasionally doing so with a gorilla.

5. Batman keeps a Dalek in his basement, just in case.

 

 

6. Clobberin’ Time.

7. Jimmy Olsen, who was a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes and had an International Fan Club, based solely on the fact that he hung out with Superman sometimes.

8. All Things MODOK.

9. Karl:

 

 

11. Nick Fury’s Rocket Powered Motorcycle.

12. Batman, the Punisher, and Darkhawk all have perfect records when fighting against bears.

13. The Warriors Three.

14. Well, mostly Volstagg, but still.

15. “Don’t be silly, I’m the most powerful man in Metropolis.” “Not anymore.”

16. SCIENCE!

 

 

17. Bill Mantlo on Marvel Two-In-One.

18. Kevin Maguire on Justice League International.

19. Bob Haney on some unidentifiable mix of jive-talk-inducing chemicals.

20. Kirby Dots (or Kirby Krackle, both of which would be fantastic names for delicious candy).

21. Spidey Super Stories:

 

 

22. Batroc Ze Leapair!

23. The Joker’s Five-Way Revenge.

24. “OKAY! I had to fight a dude to get with her! I fought a crazy seven-foot-tall purple-suited dude! And I had to fight 96 guys to get to him, too! He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes and he could make people do whatever he said automatically! He was totally awesome! And I kicked him so far he saw the curvature of the Earth!!

25. “No rest for the wicked awesome.”

26. “You dare to beg for mercy? You–who have none in your wretched heart? You–who have caused death and grief and suffering–with no pity save for yourself? You are vermin, Jock Parker! You are human slime! I’ll waste no hell-fire on the likes of you! No…I’ll send you into death’s icy embrace–WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS!

27. “I have heard the word… and it is battle.”

28. Balder the Brave.

29. The greatest team in comics history: Section 8.

30. Every Single Thing About This Panel:

 

 

31. Power Man.

32. Iron Fist.

33. Power Man and Iron Fist.

34. The Suicide Squad.

35. Slam Bradley.

36. In Avengers #1, the Hulk disguises himself as a robot clown who can juggle elephants. Because apparently, robot clowns that could juggle elephants were common enough in 1963 that nobody would stop to think that maybe that was actually the Hulk.

37. The Ever-Constant Citizens of Riverdale, USA.

38. The Planetary Chance Machine.

39. The Legion of Substitute Heroes.

40. GODDAMN NAZI FRANKENSTEIN MONKEY!!

 

 

41. Firestorm and his infinitely terrible rogues gallery.

42. “And towering above all… CONAN!

43. The Spirit and his nigh-constant head injuries.

44. The Cowboy Wally Show.

45. Ambush Bug’s political affiliation:

 

 

46. OMAC #2, Pages 2 and 3.

47. “Look Out, Alpha! The Wrecking Crew’s Gonna @#%$ You Up!”

48. Watchmen #5.

49. Count Dante.

50. The fact that Thor can’t lift it, the Hulk can’t lift it, but by God, when Aunt May’s life is on the line Spider-Man Can!

 

 

And a heck of a lot more besides.

29 thoughts on “You Know What I Love?

  1. Spider-man can do anything he needs to to save the day, Aunt May, and or MJ.

    He’s Amazing for a reason.

    God, between this and Requiem today, I remember why I love Spider-man…

  2. Pfft. Everybody knows Watchmen #6 was the best issue of the series.

    But Watchmen#5 was the mirror image issue. That issue was too clever by ‘alf.

    What is Spider-Man lifting in that panel, Bendis’ Ego?

    I dunno. But what’s all that white, gloopy stuff falling on him, Bendis juice?

    And, like Disco Stu, I’m surprised there’s no kicks to the face on the list.

  3. In addition to #9: Karl, Agent of A.I.M., I am also very fond of Bob, Agent of Hydra!

    If you are not familiar with Bob, check out current issues of Cable-Deadpool. He’s just been added to Deadpool’s supporting cast. And he’s great fun.

  4. Also, Punisher’s bear-fighting record is mentioned. Didn’t Captain America also have an off-duty bear scuffle, or does that not count, on account of death?

  5. The Planetary Chance Machine.

    I’m not even a DC fan and even I can tell THAT SHIT is CRAZY-AWESOME!

    Who wrote that??

    ~P~
    P-TOR

  6. The Joker’s Five-Way Revenge.

    Best sandwich name ever.

    And a heck of a lot more besides.

    Had you not said this, I was gonna say you forgot Rom.  Where’s my Rom week, you cur?

  7. The best thing about the Planetary Chance Machine was a Giffen and company produced Legion of Substitute Heroes special back in the ’80s. Had the thing whirling around and knocking whoever was chosen out cold. The magazine also had Computo, Pulsar Stargrave, Matter-Eater Lad, and Matter-Eater Lad biting off Pulsar Stargrave’s nose.

    That book was twelve kinds of awesome and Young Matthew read it ’til it fell apart. This list is at least 45 kinds of awesome (and that’s just being conservative) and will be with us forever. And I second the Ambush Bug/Volstagg crossover. I don’t know if there’s enough awesome in the universe to describe that.

  8. Isn’t that directly after OMAC screams “Evacuate this section immediately! I’m going to destroy it!” If it isn’t, then there are TWO issues of OMAC capable of being called the Best Comic Ever.

  9. ah. I had seen that before but didn’t know where it was from. what is it about lone fighters tackling entire armies that makes it so cool?

  10. “Heh, heh…Bueno.”

    Why Bueno Excellente of Section 8 never got his own series, I’ll never know.

    Buggery for Justice!

  11. I read The Joker’s Five-Way Revenge when I was 13; if there was a single event that cemented me firmly into the Cult of Comics Readership, that was it.

    …Well, and later, Cowboy Wally:

    “`They killed his father. Now he’s fighting back. When the law is not enough, it’s time to call HAMLET.'”

  12. Also notice that Batman has an Iron Giant head as well!

    And a strong second on Section 8 getting atheir own series