In this week’s installment of Ask Chris, I talk about one of my all-time favorite Christmas cartoon episodes, and you can probably figure out from the image above which one it is. I’m telling you, though, if Chad and I ever get to write G.I. Joe — something that is right at the top of the Action Age’s career goals — one of the first things I’m going to do is Cobra Commander vs. Santa Claus. Believe it.

PLUS!

If you want still more Christmas craziness, I’ve brought you a write-up of a thoroughly incomprehensible 7-page Little Archie story in which the mind-altering Santa from a planet full of children visits Riverdale. We are talking a .9 on the Haney-Kanigher scale here, folks.