My (Allegedly) Funny Valentines 2012: The New 52 Edition

In case you thought I was resting on my laurels after Catie and I made you some House of Anubis Valentines, don’t fret: I have once again arrived to save your relationship even if you’re not into supernatural mystery dramas for tweens. Just as I do every year, I’ve made up some Valentines from the pages of your “favorite” comics, and this time around I’ve added a touch of ahhhhhRomance to the New 52!

There were, however, a few that I didn’t get around to using for ComicsAlliance, just because I couldn’t make them work. So in case you’re curious, here are the Rejects:

This one was just a little too creepy…

Pretty disappointed that they're bringing back the Creepy Stalker Superman from Superman Returns, but at least it's better than that jabroni who cried all the time from the last ten years of comics.

This one was a little too blunt…

Try not reading this in the voice of Clarence Bodicker from RoboCop now that I've put that idea in you're head. You're welcome!

And this one… Well, there’s just nothing I can add to it:

But it can get hard if you want it to, Raju. It can get so hard.

Happy Valentine’s Day!