22 thoughts on “Merry Christmas!

  1. You don’t think Santa will fight his way out of this? He’s faced worse odds than that and lived to deliver toys again!

  2. I think this is where Santa learns the importance of having a good dentist.

    Specifically, the team of Hermey and Dr. McNinja!!!

  3. “No more Coal, Kringle! Cobra demands a stocking filled with one hundred million in cash!”.

    This plan works out fine until Santa’s sack is divided into three pieces and scattered across the globe…

  4. Oh no! Santa under attack from COBRA! I shal worry about this all day! Will be alright? Will Snake Eyes come to his rescue?????

    *hides under bed in fear and alarm*

  5. I dunno what you guys are worried about. I got my toys. Everything must have worked itself out somehow!

    Though I don’t remember Santa wearing a mask before.

    Why is this PSP ticking?

  6. Long-time lurker, Chris. Just want to wish you a Merry Christmas and thank you for bringing so much joy throughout the year.

  7. *sigh*

    Just like Cobra Commander to arrange his ambush so that his own guys will all shoot each other.

  8. BTW, Chris, why is your chair covered in sackcloth?

    It’s a blanket. And it’s there because the actual chair is brown, blue and gold, and looked strange as a backdrop.

  9. You know that if Snake Eyes ended up delivering presents for Santa, they’d already be unwrapped and in your toybox and you’d just stand there staring at it and wondering if you’d always had that new iPod. Except for the kids who got coal. They would remember getting that coal until the day they died.

  10. They would remember getting that coal until the day they died.

    Which, depending on whether he was using the Arashikage Mindset, might not be too long after.

  11. I don’t know…

    I have a hard time believing Santa can be beaten by an army of toys. I think Cobra serious miscalculated…yet again.

  12. Is Cobra Commander forgetting that Santa has a Bumble and Yukon Cornelius nearby at all times? this is going to go very poorly for Cobra…

  13. Cobra is about three seconds from getting the whipping of their lives, and they don’t know it. Santa Claus can take out Martians, Cobra is NOTHING.