Back in December, when I was looking around for those Jem “Find Your Fate” books, I found out that there was a novelization of Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest. Long-time ISB readers will recall that I hate Simon’s Quest with the kind of burning passion that most people reserve for, you know, actual Nazis, so this was something I had to get. I knocked it out over dinner, and I’m not even kidding when I say that it is one of the greatest books I have ever read.
Thus, I have reviewed the kookiness over at ComicsAlliance, and it’s a good one. But one of the things that I didn’t get to in the review is that this game includes helpful tips! Like this one:
Ah yes. Ride the tornado. Why didn’t I think of that.