That bear should’ve never asked Archie to the Spring Formal.
25 thoughts on “And Then There Was the Time That Betty Cooper Fought a Bear”
Looks more like underrated David Mamet gem The Edge to me.
Well, let’s hope her Slayer abilities kick in pretty quick.
So what they’re saying is “It’s the silent beauty of new fallen snow, except it’s still falling and it’s not silent because there’s a girl trying to reason with a bear.” This turn of phrase has inspired me to write my own story, “The Evergreen Glade That Was Actually An Arby’s.”
I’m wondering, from the title, if this is the story where Betty takes a special ‘headache’ pill from Jughead, and the bear isn’t really there.
Funny thing is, she’s actually sitting in her bedroom listening to Pink Floyd’s ‘Animals’ with a bit of the ganja. Ah, that skunky shake!
Two thoughts:
1. If it’s snowing why isn’t that bear hibernating?
2. Hope PETA doesn’t find out.
Yes, she’s pretending to stammer to lull the bear into a false sense of confidence, but look at those kung fu moves she’s busting out! She’s like a Charlie’s Angel, if they were all obsessed with red-haired teenage boys.
She’ll be fine. She picked up a few bear-punching maneuvers from the Punisher teamup.
I’d hit that.
I was going to make a joke about “oh, that’s where she got it” and link to a moderately vile fan art piece of Betty and Veronica on a bearskin rug, but it appears that even the internet was unable to tolerate that particular bit of smut for long. Or perhaps it’s merely eluding my web-fu.
Smokey is way more intense in person.
If that were Ronnie, this wouldn’t even be a contest.
Rich: let us know if you find that! It sounds empowering…in a Jim Balent kind of way!
I suspect that Jughead’s responsible for the false tip-off about the bear asking Archie out.
I reiterate: Betty Cooper is Riverdale’s answer to Jimmy Olsen.
“It’s filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.”
— Jack Valenti
Riverdale is essentially an entire town of Jimmy Olsens with no Superman to guide them.
Holy shit, Sims…you just cracked the Archie Code.
See, this is why she’s a better choice than Veronica. Archie, your marrying the WRONG girl!
**Riverdale is essentially an entire town of Jimmy Olsens with no Superman to guide them.**
Every once in a while, I say a silent prayer that Grant Morrison reads this blog. This is one of those times.
Looks more like underrated David Mamet gem The Edge to me.
Well, let’s hope her Slayer abilities kick in pretty quick.
So what they’re saying is “It’s the silent beauty of new fallen snow, except it’s still falling and it’s not silent because there’s a girl trying to reason with a bear.” This turn of phrase has inspired me to write my own story, “The Evergreen Glade That Was Actually An Arby’s.”
Betty Cooper, Weather Wizard.
That bear is moments away from a world of pain…
I betcha it’s Ronnie in a bear suit.
It’s official – two out of three awesome comic book bloggers agree, Betty Cooper ain’t nothing to fuck with.
I’m wondering, from the title, if this is the story where Betty takes a special ‘headache’ pill from Jughead, and the bear isn’t really there.
Funny thing is, she’s actually sitting in her bedroom listening to Pink Floyd’s ‘Animals’ with a bit of the ganja. Ah, that skunky shake!
Two thoughts:
1. If it’s snowing why isn’t that bear hibernating?
2. Hope PETA doesn’t find out.
Yes, she’s pretending to stammer to lull the bear into a false sense of confidence, but look at those kung fu moves she’s busting out! She’s like a Charlie’s Angel, if they were all obsessed with red-haired teenage boys.
She’ll be fine. She picked up a few bear-punching maneuvers from the Punisher teamup.
I’d hit that.
I was going to make a joke about “oh, that’s where she got it” and link to a moderately vile fan art piece of Betty and Veronica on a bearskin rug, but it appears that even the internet was unable to tolerate that particular bit of smut for long. Or perhaps it’s merely eluding my web-fu.
Smokey is way more intense in person.
If that were Ronnie, this wouldn’t even be a contest.
Rich: let us know if you find that! It sounds empowering…in a Jim Balent kind of way!
I suspect that Jughead’s responsible for the false tip-off about the bear asking Archie out.
I reiterate: Betty Cooper is Riverdale’s answer to Jimmy Olsen.
“It’s filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.”
— Jack Valenti
Riverdale is essentially an entire town of Jimmy Olsens with no Superman to guide them.
Holy shit, Sims…you just cracked the Archie Code.
See, this is why she’s a better choice than Veronica. Archie, your marrying the WRONG girl!
**Riverdale is essentially an entire town of Jimmy Olsens with no Superman to guide them.**
Every once in a while, I say a silent prayer that Grant Morrison reads this blog. This is one of those times.
Interesting..