11 thoughts on “And Then There Was the Time That Conan Had a Swordfight With a Midget”
C’mon, Chris. Even a barbarian knows it’s not cool to call a dwarf a midget.
Hey, don’t blame me. That’s what they call him on the cover.
That dwarf doesnt even have a sword, this hardly seems fair. I’d never have picked Conan to be so barbaric.
That instantly reminded me of the bonus round from Golden Axe where you have to kick those little thieves in the butt to make them drop your magic bottles.
OK, I have to know. What is it that’s vomiting forth that noxious yellow cloud there?
I have to know else it would haunt my dreams.
Barbaric rage – the only rage worth exploding into.
That’s a pretty cool line from ol’ Conan, there. Reminds me of Cerebus the Aardvark in the TMNT crossover – “There’ll be naught but fragments between thy knees and ankles!”
You sure that Conan isn’t actually trying to hunt down Sims for the Superhuman Traffic post?
Was Conan visiting Stonehenge at the time?
Wait, was this from some Conan/Song of Ice and Fire crossover that only happened in my dreams? If that dwarf is Tyrion Lannister, I would put my money on the midget.
C’mon, Chris. Even a barbarian knows it’s not cool to call a dwarf a midget.
Hey, don’t blame me. That’s what they call him on the cover.
That dwarf doesnt even have a sword, this hardly seems fair. I’d never have picked Conan to be so barbaric.
That instantly reminded me of the bonus round from Golden Axe where you have to kick those little thieves in the butt to make them drop your magic bottles.
OK, I have to know. What is it that’s vomiting forth that noxious yellow cloud there?
I have to know else it would haunt my dreams.
Barbaric rage – the only rage worth exploding into.
That’s a pretty cool line from ol’ Conan, there. Reminds me of Cerebus the Aardvark in the TMNT crossover – “There’ll be naught but fragments between thy knees and ankles!”
You sure that Conan isn’t actually trying to hunt down Sims for the Superhuman Traffic post?
Was Conan visiting Stonehenge at the time?
Wait, was this from some Conan/Song of Ice and Fire crossover that only happened in my dreams? If that dwarf is Tyrion Lannister, I would put my money on the midget.
I would put my money on the midget.
You have forgotten Rule 1
“That’s it, dwarf! You’re about to become a head shorter than you already are!â€
But who hasn’t said that at least once in their lives?