Archie Andrews informs me that you have just been served.
(Translation: Chris’s stomach seems to be in the throes of rebellion, most likely due to the creeping scourge of Communism. Slightly more tenable content will resume tomorrow.)
Attention, Internet!
Nothing beats break dancing Archie first thing in the morning.
That movie is straight from the *streets*.
And by that I mean the sidewalk out infront of the Chok’lit Shoppe
Is this Archie’s equivalent of the ‘press punch and jump together’ special move from ‘final Fight’? I hope he doesn’t use it too often, there aren’t chickens under EVERY barrel, you know.
Damned commies!
So, you’re the reason my stomach is currently attempting a coup! Feel free to keep your creeping, crawling scourges to yourself in the future.
So…you’ll be attacking the new Previews from the john…?
Archie always makes me feel better. Get well soon.
PS – Your “Notes on the First Draft of Spider-Man 3” thing for Cracked is hilarious.
Well Hawt Dawg.