36 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. I’d expect nothing less from Batman. That “cloak for sinners!” stuff was a giveaway.

  2. I was going to say something about the caption, but I’m too busy laughing at Batman’s little piggy-nose. Upside down he looks like a… I dunno… Hogman?

  3. He really seems to be pressing hard against the glass. Maybe Bats is a little near sighted?

  4. OT but Chris did you see on page 350 of the LSH Showcase vol.3 that Karate Kid uses Batroc ze Lepair’s preferred martial art to kick someone in the face?

  5. “How is his cape staying up?”

    Elastics. Like children’s mittens.

  6. He’s not watching *me* masturbate, or he wouldn’t look nearly so awed.


  7. “Something tells me to stop with the wang.

    “I don’t listen to it.”

  8. “With a devil’s strength he twists and twists. Whatever’s in him rustles as it leaves.”

  9. I know for a fact that Batman isn’t watching me masturbate because he died for real this time and it’s permanent forever and ever.

  10. And by “as creepy as,” Erik, I’m sure you mean “infinitely better than.”

  11. For the third time (to date), Batman is watching the flowering of a “robin” into a “Robin.”

    Sick fuck.

  12. Uh-huh. This ought to get Chris some search engine hits, don’t you think?