18 thoughts on “BATMAN

  1. Did he have his cape and cowl on over his shirt here? And why was he wearing a clip-on bow tie?

    I bet the 80’s prom variant Batman toy didn’t sell very well.

  2. Oh my word this made me laugh so much.

    That being said, totally having a batman stripper for my bachelorette party.

  3. Actually, Batman should say “hit the goddamned music.”

    There’s a difference, y’know.

  4. Scott, that is a Todd McFarlane Batman. He has to wear his cape over his shirt, because it uses more fabric than the sail of a pirate ship. No mortal tuxedo could contain it.

    The only thing I have to say about the clip-on is that he should have left it on. Starting from when Blackest Night ends, Batman should always fight crime wearing a white bowtie over his cowl.

  5. That utility belt is gonna hold a WHOLE lot of dollars.

    This also makes me want to call a mulligan on my bachelorette party. I bet it wouldn’t be too difficult to hire a guy to do this, either!

  6. So is this for a BATchelorette party?

    I wish I could be sorry for that joke. But I can’t be.

  7. Does Batman have some inky black interspatial dimension for a chest, and someone’s shining the Bat-signal on it from off-panel?

  8. I don’t know why it bugs me so much when artists draw Bruce Wayne wearing a clip-on bow tie. I’m sure the man knows how to tie one. I wish they would learn how to draw one.