Even in “Super Friends” Batman is so fucking hardcore he’ll throw a fucking leopard at you.
In “Super Friends.”
Obviously Batman is using Leopard-Chucks.
BATMAN… is hungry enough to eat the south end of a northbound cheetah.
He doesn’t want to hurt you. He just wants to give you this angry leopard as a present. Don’t you like presents?
Forget all that for a minute: what the bleeding heck is going on with his cape? Is he extruding a new one from a secret calf-pocket or something?
Seriously. That is going to haunt me.
Forget all that for a minute: what the bleeding heck is going on with his cape?
He used his cape to wrap up a second leopard while he’s busy throwing the first.
Batman plans ahead.
Who was Bats fighting? Marlin Perkins?
“You don’t get it, boy. This isn’t a mudhole. It’s a Siegfried and Roy show. And you’re Roy!”
Batman doesn’t want to hurt you…he only wants to have some fun.
I really want to see how he finishes that sentence now. So that’s another comic I have to hunt down because of Sims.
And so it was that the last thing Boy George ever saw conflicted mightily with the last thing he ever heard. He died with a broken heart and a mauled throat, face and arms.
The lesson here is, of course, that Batman hates ’80s Pop.
@hysan …Batman wants to date-rape me?
It was a lame and garbled Prince reference. :(
I’ll take whatever batman emotion posts I can get, but since it’s October, can I request, just maybe, something have to do with Batman and Zombies?
If I was living off the bounty of the Wayne Foundation, I wouldn’t either.
He’s talking to the leopard.
I thought of two more:
“This loud, clumsy, stupid thing — this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
Our weapons are quiet — precise. In time, I will teach them to you. Tonight, you will use your fists — and your leopards.”
“A leopard howls…I know how he feels.”
I also want to know what he’s going to say next.
“I know pain. Sometimes, I share it. With someone like you.”
“There are seven different defences from this position. Three of them kill. Three of them cripple. One of them …”
Wait, there are two leopards here and he didn’t tie their tails together to make leopard-chucks? Clearly we have room for improvement.
He doesn’t want to hurt you… but he doesn’t particularly mind it either.
Another fetish, Bruce?
Even in “Super Friends” Batman is so fucking hardcore he’ll throw a fucking leopard at you.
In “Super Friends.”
Obviously Batman is using Leopard-Chucks.
BATMAN… is hungry enough to eat the south end of a northbound cheetah.
He doesn’t want to hurt you. He just wants to give you this angry leopard as a present. Don’t you like presents?
Forget all that for a minute: what the bleeding heck is going on with his cape? Is he extruding a new one from a secret calf-pocket or something?
Seriously. That is going to haunt me.
Forget all that for a minute: what the bleeding heck is going on with his cape?
He used his cape to wrap up a second leopard while he’s busy throwing the first.
Batman plans ahead.
Who was Bats fighting? Marlin Perkins?
“You don’t get it, boy. This isn’t a mudhole. It’s a Siegfried and Roy show. And you’re Roy!”
Batman doesn’t want to hurt you…he only wants to have some fun.
I really want to see how he finishes that sentence now. So that’s another comic I have to hunt down because of Sims.
And so it was that the last thing Boy George ever saw conflicted mightily with the last thing he ever heard. He died with a broken heart and a mauled throat, face and arms.
The lesson here is, of course, that Batman hates ’80s Pop.
@hysan …Batman wants to date-rape me?
It was a lame and garbled Prince reference. :(
I’ll take whatever batman emotion posts I can get, but since it’s October, can I request, just maybe, something have to do with Batman and Zombies?
BATMAN
…does not take requests.
If I was living off the bounty of the Wayne Foundation, I wouldn’t either.
He’s talking to the leopard.
I thought of two more:
“This loud, clumsy, stupid thing — this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
Our weapons are quiet — precise. In time, I will teach them to you. Tonight, you will use your fists — and your leopards.”
“A leopard howls…I know how he feels.”
I also want to know what he’s going to say next.
“I know pain. Sometimes, I share it. With someone like you.”
“There are seven different defences from this position. Three of them kill. Three of them cripple. One of them …”
Wait, there are two leopards here and he didn’t tie their tails together to make leopard-chucks? Clearly we have room for improvement.
He doesn’t want to hurt you… but he doesn’t particularly mind it either.