14 thoughts on “BATMAN”

1. That’s 14 different kinds of awesome right there.

2. Bats lost his ability to be surprised long ago. He must lead a real boring life. Wait. Boring death ;).

3. That’s from when Batman was printed on dead trees and driftwood.

4. I think it’s actually scrimshawed on sperm whale teeth, thus combining the Japanese reverence of Batman with their maniacal hatred of whales.

5. At first I couldn’t imagine what context could possibly explain that, and then I saw “Bat-Manga” and all became clear.

6. Words that Modern Batman does not say nearly enough:

   “Drat.”
   “Chum.”
   “Persnickety.”

7. “…Fetch the anti-pterodactyl spray, Boy Wonder.”

8. I wish my armpits were as talkative as Batman’s.

   Life would be so much more interesting.

9. Indeed. Batman has seen them turn into pterodactyls. But has he seen the abject radness of

   http://www.toplessrobot.com/symbionic_promo01.jpg

   SYM-BIONIC TITAN?

10. This happens to Batman EVERY time he walks up to the Checkers window. He’ll never get those seasoned fries now.

11. Are you sure this isn’t from an episode of My Favorite Martian, and that’s Bill Bixby in a Batman costume?

12. “Now he’ll keep going like that for hours. Hey! Pterodactyl man! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

13. Batman had a cross-over with the X-Men and fought Sauron?

14. As drawn by Neal Adams, that would be a GREAT crossover.