The Fast and the Bold? The Brave and the Furious? Either way, God help me, I would buy War Bonds from that man!
So Robin is Klinger, and that’s how he requisitioned that Jeep? That makes too much sense. I guess Hawkeye must be Harvey Dent.
M.A.S.H.’s Hawkeye, not Clint Barton. But I do like the idea of a Marvel/DC/CBS crossover. Who’s up for a Green Acres/Gotham Central/Daredevil crossover?
If this crossover reunites Oliver Wendell Douglas with his protege Foggy Nelson, and causes Maggie Sawyer to join forces with plucky young Arnold Ziffel, it would be the book I was born to purchase.
Dammit Zac, now I won’t be able to get to sleep for hours!
Murder She Wrote/Batman/Dakota North;
Magnum P.I./Birds of Prey/She-Hulk;
Letterman/Spider-man/Ambush Bug;
Northern Exposure/Wolverine/Kamandi, The last Boy on Earth;
And WKRP in Cincinatti/Shazam (he works in radio!)/Wonder Man.
Lou Grant teams up with Perry White and J. Jonah Jameson!
“The Prisoner” teams up with any Marvel series and any DC series and makes them more awesome!
Tim C:
Any one of those would make me rearrange my work schedule to watch it. I’m particularly fond of the Magnum P.I./Birds of Prey/She-Hulk plan. Let’s plan an episode where Jarvis masquerades as Higgins, Dakota North runs a pot sting out of a surfboard rental shop, and She-Hulk fights that Tiki-idol god that almost killed 1/3 of the Bradys. I’d Tivo the shit out of that!
Hell, yeah, Zac! We’ll fill it with cameos, too. We can get Hawaii 5-0 in there, and the issue of the Punisher where he rents a jetski, and maybe Aquaman…
HOLY SHIT! Arcade and Roulette are killing off Survivor: Hawaii! THAT’S our Macguffin!
My imagination is taking an ugly turn here: I’m stuck on Shirtless Batman planting one on Angela Lansbury with her bending her leg like Talia…
Tim C, you are coming dangerously close to writing Fan Fiction for the Rockford Files. Keep going Tim C, keep going.
Proving once again that the greatest time-killing game in pop culture history is comics/TV crossovers.
(Remember where you heard it first, Sims.)
Noted as ideas I can’t use for the site. Unless you find a panel of Batman eating pizza, I think I’m good though.
Brian, Obviously it’s Prisoner, Agent of Shield vs Checkmate.
Batman looks so happy!
Okay, I promise this is the last one:
*ticka-ticka-ticka*
“I’m Mike Wallace. I’m Morely Safer. And I’m Ben Urich. All this and Jack Ryder, coming up next on 60 Minutes!”
This comment thread justifies the internet. Though happy Batman is just..creepy. He’s plotting something. Something terrible…
Batman, grinning hugely with one hand up, in a jeep at 45 miles an hour? It’s obvious – he’s about to high-five seven shades of shit out of someone…
For what it’s worth, a few more from me too:
“Niels the cat wanted to be Chicago’s greatest superhero, but Streaky the Supercat always made it to the scene first! That all changed the day the bouncing feline made friends with an orange tabby with a knack for bringing an ‘early edition’ of the Sun-Times…”
“Meet Dr. Harleen Quinzel! She’s got a madcap sense of humor and eyes for just one guy. Meet Dr. Karla Sofen! She’s seductive and ready to bend all the rules. They’re psychiatrists, and they share a practice — and they’re likely to kill each other! But one man down the hall can help these two make it all work: Dr. Bob Hartley!”
“OK, everybody, welcome to the Lost and Found, the support group for people whose loved ones have died and returned. Guy Gardner is here, and we’re missing Scott Summers…and, ma’am, I believe you’re new!”
“Yes…but I’m not sure I’m in the right room. See, my husband didn’t actually die — I just *dreamed* that he was dead for a year. And then I woke up, and he was in the shower, and…and…”
“It’s OK, Mrs. Ewing. You’re in the right place.”
HA! The Newhart one is my favorite. I dead-ended with Harley Quinn and Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman. There just wasn’t a story there.
On the other hand, Uatu and the Phantom Stranger appearing in “Touched By An Angel” writes itself! “Touched By A Stranger!” No, wait, “Touched By A Watcher!” No…”Watched By A Stranger?” Well, maybe it doesn’t write itself, but it’d still be a good show.
LurkerWithout Says:
This comment thread justifies anti-life.
Fixed that for you.
Power Pack and Golden Girls.
Ah, I’d watch any of these shows until it jumps the shark.
A shark with laser beams.
I’m old-school:Jonah Hex/ Ghost Rider/ Wild Wild West. Seriously. Would singlehandedly revive the western.
A-Team + Heroes for Hire, baby.
A-Team + Heroes for Hire, baby.
As mightygodking once said, “Put some gold chains on Luke Cage and he’s a dead ringer for Mr. T!”
Even Mr. T never wore a tiara. I also can’t imagine Luke with a mohawk. So, I dunno. I would like to see them team up, though. Mr. T ain’t getting on no aeroplane to K’un L’un!
“This comment thread justifies anti-life.”
Darkseid always hated sitcom theme music.
Darkseid only hates it because the theme song to “One Day At A Time” has been stuck in his head for decades.
I can’t stop looking at that panel. It’s the best thing I have ever seen.
The Fast and the Bold? The Brave and the Furious? Either way, God help me, I would buy War Bonds from that man!
So Robin is Klinger, and that’s how he requisitioned that Jeep? That makes too much sense. I guess Hawkeye must be Harvey Dent.
M.A.S.H.’s Hawkeye, not Clint Barton. But I do like the idea of a Marvel/DC/CBS crossover. Who’s up for a Green Acres/Gotham Central/Daredevil crossover?
If this crossover reunites Oliver Wendell Douglas with his protege Foggy Nelson, and causes Maggie Sawyer to join forces with plucky young Arnold Ziffel, it would be the book I was born to purchase.
Dammit Zac, now I won’t be able to get to sleep for hours!
Murder She Wrote/Batman/Dakota North;
Magnum P.I./Birds of Prey/She-Hulk;
Letterman/Spider-man/Ambush Bug;
Northern Exposure/Wolverine/Kamandi, The last Boy on Earth;
Dukes of Hazzard/U.S.1/Space Cabbie;
Airwolf/Iron Man/Haunted Tank;
Walker, Texas Ranger/Richard Dragon, Kung-Fu Fighter/Shang-Chi;
And WKRP in Cincinatti/Shazam (he works in radio!)/Wonder Man.
Lou Grant teams up with Perry White and J. Jonah Jameson!
“The Prisoner” teams up with any Marvel series and any DC series and makes them more awesome!
Tim C:
Any one of those would make me rearrange my work schedule to watch it. I’m particularly fond of the Magnum P.I./Birds of Prey/She-Hulk plan. Let’s plan an episode where Jarvis masquerades as Higgins, Dakota North runs a pot sting out of a surfboard rental shop, and She-Hulk fights that Tiki-idol god that almost killed 1/3 of the Bradys. I’d Tivo the shit out of that!
Hell, yeah, Zac! We’ll fill it with cameos, too. We can get Hawaii 5-0 in there, and the issue of the Punisher where he rents a jetski, and maybe Aquaman…
HOLY SHIT! Arcade and Roulette are killing off Survivor: Hawaii! THAT’S our Macguffin!
My imagination is taking an ugly turn here: I’m stuck on Shirtless Batman planting one on Angela Lansbury with her bending her leg like Talia…
Tim C, you are coming dangerously close to writing Fan Fiction for the Rockford Files. Keep going Tim C, keep going.
Proving once again that the greatest time-killing game in pop culture history is comics/TV crossovers.
(Remember where you heard it first, Sims.)
Noted as ideas I can’t use for the site. Unless you find a panel of Batman eating pizza, I think I’m good though.
Brian, Obviously it’s Prisoner, Agent of Shield vs Checkmate.
Batman looks so happy!
Okay, I promise this is the last one:
*ticka-ticka-ticka*
“I’m Mike Wallace. I’m Morely Safer. And I’m Ben Urich. All this and Jack Ryder, coming up next on 60 Minutes!”
This comment thread justifies the internet. Though happy Batman is just..creepy. He’s plotting something. Something terrible…
Batman, grinning hugely with one hand up, in a jeep at 45 miles an hour? It’s obvious – he’s about to high-five seven shades of shit out of someone…
For what it’s worth, a few more from me too:
“Niels the cat wanted to be Chicago’s greatest superhero, but Streaky the Supercat always made it to the scene first! That all changed the day the bouncing feline made friends with an orange tabby with a knack for bringing an ‘early edition’ of the Sun-Times…”
“Meet Dr. Harleen Quinzel! She’s got a madcap sense of humor and eyes for just one guy. Meet Dr. Karla Sofen! She’s seductive and ready to bend all the rules. They’re psychiatrists, and they share a practice — and they’re likely to kill each other! But one man down the hall can help these two make it all work: Dr. Bob Hartley!”
“OK, everybody, welcome to the Lost and Found, the support group for people whose loved ones have died and returned. Guy Gardner is here, and we’re missing Scott Summers…and, ma’am, I believe you’re new!”
“Yes…but I’m not sure I’m in the right room. See, my husband didn’t actually die — I just *dreamed* that he was dead for a year. And then I woke up, and he was in the shower, and…and…”
“It’s OK, Mrs. Ewing. You’re in the right place.”
HA! The Newhart one is my favorite. I dead-ended with Harley Quinn and Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman. There just wasn’t a story there.
On the other hand, Uatu and the Phantom Stranger appearing in “Touched By An Angel” writes itself! “Touched By A Stranger!” No, wait, “Touched By A Watcher!” No…”Watched By A Stranger?” Well, maybe it doesn’t write itself, but it’d still be a good show.
LurkerWithout Says:
This comment thread justifies anti-life.
Fixed that for you.
Power Pack and Golden Girls.
Ah, I’d watch any of these shows until it jumps the shark.
A shark with laser beams.
I’m old-school:Jonah Hex/ Ghost Rider/ Wild Wild West. Seriously. Would singlehandedly revive the western.
A-Team + Heroes for Hire, baby.
As mightygodking once said, “Put some gold chains on Luke Cage and he’s a dead ringer for Mr. T!”
Even Mr. T never wore a tiara. I also can’t imagine Luke with a mohawk. So, I dunno. I would like to see them team up, though. Mr. T ain’t getting on no aeroplane to K’un L’un!
“This comment thread justifies anti-life.”
Darkseid always hated sitcom theme music.
Darkseid only hates it because the theme song to “One Day At A Time” has been stuck in his head for decades.
I can’t stop looking at that panel. It’s the best thing I have ever seen.
He loves his Jeep!
made of win