I made the mistake of drinking something while looking at this. I now blame/thank you for a desk covered in water.
Just subtle enough to avoid the kind of controversy Alex Ross caused with Mister Atom or Doc Cock or whoever that shiny guy with the package was.
Obviously, at least three of us are reading on the weekend.
The eyebrows make it look like there’s an intense effort going into the ole Crotch-Pop there. Looks painful.
… WHAT
Usually the fetish is to take a picture with a camera of somebody cumming…not a picture of somebody cumming a camera.
-kat
Like the TARDIS, it’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
Ah, for the days when Spider-Man looked like a sleepy longshoreman.
I need to pick up that run of “Amazing.” No, really.
Sometimes, there are no words.
It’s not a big deal, Peter. We can just cuddle for a bit.
I want a copy of the picture taken by that camera!
I’m torn. There are like ten tasteless jokes I could make about this.
Obviously, Peter was tired of every one bugging him with “Pics or it didn’t happen” when he explained that he was sleeping with a model.
He found a solution I think that works not only in the bed room, but is great at parties.
I’m not even gonna ask what was popping out of his ass.
So it wasn’t radiation that killed MJ, after all, but the subtle and unnoticed build-up of cameras until it was too late.
“Whoa! I don’t remember eating THAT!!!”
Oddly shaped kidney stone, that.
wha…
I actually have that ASM run, and while it always struck me as being weird / off putting, I could never figure out why. Now I know. Thanks, Chris Sims!
He’d better get out of there. His crotch is haunted.
I think Beatnik Spider-Man would make a great comic.
Drinking with Kerouac, laying out wisecracking yet ‘deep’ poetry…. and occasionally beating the hell out of Suburban Practice Doctor Octopus.
uhhh… because he’s wearing all-black clothing…. is my point. i guess i neglected to mention that.
That sound effect makes it seem like Ambush Bug just appeared in Pete’s crotch.
/beheld’d
It may not be one panel, but that’s a whole kind of pain right there.
I shutter to think what would develop from this.
I shutter to think what would develop from this.
Aw, you’re just being negative.
im just gonna roll with those jokes, they film me with laughter. im doubled over.
I’m sorry to be exposed to this kind of humor.
CAMERA.
Mmmmm…F-stop!
(I am such a dork I spent 10 minutes trying to think of yet ANOTHER camera-related joke.)
better than going against the grain, i guess.
Perhaps I just need focus.
These puns are going to make me snap, unless someone lens me an aspirin.
Iris you guys would stop.
Lens stop this madness while we stillcam.
the speed with which we seem to be coming up with these makes me shutter. it’s winding me up so much, i need to go sit in a dark room.
Peter isn’t used to this kind of exposure.
Really? His crotch opens up and nobody puns about him exposing himself? Exposure is one thing, but… punny.
On a different note, I can appreciate the ability of the symbiote to stop bullets, even when it appears to be skin tight. After all, they’re working on several smart fabrics that instantly become extremely hard and durable when something like a bullet strikes them. However, if you’re using it for storage like that, would it not leave an unsightly bulge? Not like the tentacles weren’t creepy enough already.
wow that is insane
That is a freaky little area he’s got down there.
There was an excellent question in the letter columns of the time about whether the extradimensional pocket (think TARDIS, also think “thing that Venom has never given any evidence of possessing”) could keep hot drinks hot and cool drinks cool and, if so, whether Pete shouldn’t always carry a six-pack around for a post-teamup cold one. I’ve always taken that as evidence that letters columns were inherently superior to the comics internet.
Letter columns gave us Marty Pasko. The Comics Internet has given us Chris Sims.
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, TIM C?
Touche, sir. You do make up for an awful lot of Newsarama.
I made the mistake of drinking something while looking at this. I now blame/thank you for a desk covered in water.
Just subtle enough to avoid the kind of controversy Alex Ross caused with Mister Atom or Doc Cock or whoever that shiny guy with the package was.
Obviously, at least three of us are reading on the weekend.
The eyebrows make it look like there’s an intense effort going into the ole Crotch-Pop there. Looks painful.
… WHAT
Usually the fetish is to take a picture with a camera of somebody cumming…not a picture of somebody cumming a camera.
-kat
Like the TARDIS, it’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
Ah, for the days when Spider-Man looked like a sleepy longshoreman.
I need to pick up that run of “Amazing.” No, really.
Sometimes, there are no words.
It’s not a big deal, Peter. We can just cuddle for a bit.
I want a copy of the picture taken by that camera!
I’m torn. There are like ten tasteless jokes I could make about this.
Obviously, Peter was tired of every one bugging him with “Pics or it didn’t happen” when he explained that he was sleeping with a model.
He found a solution I think that works not only in the bed room, but is great at parties.
I’m not even gonna ask what was popping out of his ass.
So it wasn’t radiation that killed MJ, after all, but the subtle and unnoticed build-up of cameras until it was too late.
“Whoa! I don’t remember eating THAT!!!”
Oddly shaped kidney stone, that.
wha…
I actually have that ASM run, and while it always struck me as being weird / off putting, I could never figure out why. Now I know. Thanks, Chris Sims!
He’d better get out of there. His crotch is haunted.
I think Beatnik Spider-Man would make a great comic.
Drinking with Kerouac, laying out wisecracking yet ‘deep’ poetry…. and occasionally beating the hell out of Suburban Practice Doctor Octopus.
uhhh… because he’s wearing all-black clothing…. is my point. i guess i neglected to mention that.
That sound effect makes it seem like Ambush Bug just appeared in Pete’s crotch.
/beheld’d
It may not be one panel, but that’s a whole kind of pain right there.
I shutter to think what would develop from this.
I shutter to think what would develop from this.
Aw, you’re just being negative.
im just gonna roll with those jokes, they film me with laughter. im doubled over.
I’m sorry to be exposed to this kind of humor.
CAMERA.
Mmmmm…F-stop!
(I am such a dork I spent 10 minutes trying to think of yet ANOTHER camera-related joke.)
better than going against the grain, i guess.
Perhaps I just need focus.
These puns are going to make me snap, unless someone lens me an aspirin.
Iris you guys would stop.
Lens stop this madness while we stillcam.
the speed with which we seem to be coming up with these makes me shutter. it’s winding me up so much, i need to go sit in a dark room.
Peter isn’t used to this kind of exposure.
Really? His crotch opens up and nobody puns about him exposing himself? Exposure is one thing, but… punny.
On a different note, I can appreciate the ability of the symbiote to stop bullets, even when it appears to be skin tight. After all, they’re working on several smart fabrics that instantly become extremely hard and durable when something like a bullet strikes them. However, if you’re using it for storage like that, would it not leave an unsightly bulge? Not like the tentacles weren’t creepy enough already.
wow that is insane
That is a freaky little area he’s got down there.
There was an excellent question in the letter columns of the time about whether the extradimensional pocket (think TARDIS, also think “thing that Venom has never given any evidence of possessing”) could keep hot drinks hot and cool drinks cool and, if so, whether Pete shouldn’t always carry a six-pack around for a post-teamup cold one. I’ve always taken that as evidence that letters columns were inherently superior to the comics internet.
Letter columns gave us Marty Pasko. The Comics Internet has given us Chris Sims.
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, TIM C?
Touche, sir. You do make up for an awful lot of Newsarama.
Huh…when did Peter learn how to flash like that?